That sweater, oh my, that 9000 dollar sweater! Who would buy such a thing? Ain’t nobody I know got that kind of money to just throw away. But someone did, someone bought that 9000 dollar sweater. I heard about it, and I just couldn’t believe my ears. Nine thousand dollars! For a sweater!
Back in my day, we made our own sweaters. Yarn and needles, that’s all you need. And they kept you warm, just as warm as any fancy 9000 dollar sweater. These young folks today, they don’t know the value of a dollar. Spending money like it grows on trees.
Who bought it?
I heard some fancy people bought it. Some rich folks, you know the kind. They live in big houses and drive fancy cars. I don’t know why they need a 9000 dollar sweater. But they do, that’s the world these days.
Someone said it is made from some special wool. From some animal far, far away. Some place called, oh, what was it? Peru, I think. They say these animals are rare. That’s why it costs so much, they say.
- Special wool, they say.
- From a rare animal.
- That’s why it’s 9000 dollars.
Well, I still don’t believe it. Nine thousand dollars! I could buy a whole lot of regular wool for that much. I could knit sweaters for the whole village!
Why is it so much money?
They say it is some big-name brand. Some fancy name I can’t even say. Loro Piana. Sounds like a mouth full of marbles to me. But apparently, this Loro Piana makes it worth 9000 dollars.
They say it is very soft. The softest thing you ever felt, they say. Well, I’ve felt some soft things in my time. Baby’s skin, that’s soft. A kitten’s fur, that’s soft. But 9000 dollars soft? I don’t know about that.
They say it is very warm. Warmer than a hug from your grandma, they say. Well, I give pretty warm hugs. And my hugs are free! No 9000 dollars needed for my hugs.
Some influencer, they call it, bought the sweater. They are people who think they are the hot stuff. Show it off on the internet. Like the whole world needs to see their 9000 dollar sweater. I’ve seen better things in my compost pile.
What is so special?
This 9000 dollar sweater, it’s just beyond me. I can’t understand it. I guess some people have more money than sense. They can spend it however they want. But it just seems like a waste to me.
I saw a picture of it. It’s just a plain-looking sweater. Nothing special about it. You wouldn’t know it was a 9000 dollar sweater just by looking at it.
- Just a plain sweater.
- Nothing fancy about it.
- You wouldn’t know it was 9000 dollars.
I heard a story about a princess. She had a fancy sweater too. Sent it back to get fixed, and they lost it. Imagine that! Lost a fancy sweater. She’s probably kicking herself now. If that sweater was 9000 dollars, she’d be crying a river!
They say they only make a few of these sweaters. That’s another reason why they cost so much. They say it makes them special. Exclusive, they call it.
Who would need it?
I guess if you have 9000 dollars to spend on a sweater, you can do whatever you want. It’s your money. But it just seems crazy to me.
I guess some people just like to show off. They like to have things that other people can’t have. They like to feel special. That 9000 dollar sweater makes them feel special, I guess.
This other lady, a jewelry designer, she found a sweater at a sale. Paid 10 dollars for it. Ten dollars! Now that’s a good deal. Turns out, it was a fancy brand too. Maybe not Loro Piana, but still fancy. She got lucky.
Me, I’ll stick to my hand-knitted sweaters. They may not be fancy, but they keep me warm. And they don’t cost 9000 dollars. That’s the most important thing, you know. Being warm and having enough money for other things. Like food and a roof over your head.
That 9000 dollar sweater, it’s just a mystery to me. But hey, to each their own, I guess. To each their own.
