Alright, alright, let’s yak about this Vogue thing, the September 2024 one, you know? Folks get all worked up about it, like it’s the Second Coming or somethin’. But me? I just see pretty pictures and lots of fancy clothes I wouldn’t be caught dead in.
So, this Blake Lively girl, she’s on the cover. Real pretty, gotta say. They say some director fella, Baz Luhrmann, took the pictures. Never heard of him, but he must be somebody if he’s in Vogue. They say Blake, she’s talkin’ about her job and how she’s stayin’ home more with her man, Ryan Reynolds, and their four little young’uns. Good for her, I guess. Kids are a handful, let me tell ya.
Now, they’re goin’ on and on about colors in this magazine. Fall colors, they call ‘em. “Oxblood” and “chocolate brown” they say. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find on the butcher’s floor, not on a fancy dress! And “siren red”? What in tarnation is that? Just call it red, for Pete’s sake! These city folks and their fancy names for everything.
- They got this Kylie Jenner girl in there too. Talkin’ about how she’s “won at family.” Don’t know what that means, but good for her, I guess. Families can be a real pain in the neck, you know?
- And then there’s all this talk about “fashion trends.” “Fluffy fashions” and “tailored ones.” Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me. Just wear what’s comfortable, I say. That’s what I always done.
Seems like this September issue is a big deal. They say it’s the biggest one of the year, the “most awaited” and all that. Packed with more stuff than a Thanksgiving turkey. They call it an “event”. Well, I reckon gettin’ the crops in before the frost is an event. This? This is just pictures and words.
They got “style news” in there, whatever that is. And “beauty” stuff. Probably tellin’ ya how to paint your face like a clown. And “culture”? Don’t even get me started. City folks got their own way of doin’ things, that’s for sure.
They talk about “haute couture” too. Sounds French, don’t it? Probably means expensive as all get-out. I wouldn’t waste my hard-earned money on that stuff. A good pair of overalls and some sturdy boots, that’s all a body needs. At least, that’s what I say.
And they’re plannin’ for “fashion month” already! Good grief, don’t they ever rest? Always chasin’ after the next new thing. Me, I’m happy with what I got. No need for all that fuss and bother.
So, that’s the lowdown on this Vogue September 2024, as far as I can tell. Lots of pretty pictures, lots of fancy words, and lots of stuff I don’t understand. But hey, if it makes them city folks happy, then more power to ‘em. Me? I’ll stick with my overalls and my garden. That’s somethin’ that never goes out of style.
In short, Vogue September 2024 is about Blake Lively on the cover, fall fashion colors, Kylie Jenner’s family life, and upcoming fashion trends. It’s a big issue with lots of style news and beauty tips. But like I said, It’s more than just a magazine to them city folk, it’s a big to-do.
Tags: Vogue, September 2024, Blake Lively, Fashion Trends, Fall Colors, Kylie Jenner, Style News, Haute Couture, Baz Luhrmann, Fashion Month
