Alright, let’s gab about this Kourtney Kardashian and that Travis Barker fella. You know, the one with all them tattoos? Yeah, him. I ain’t no fancy Hollywood reporter or nothin’, just a plain ol’ woman who likes to keep up with what’s what, ya know?
So, first things first, they got hitched in 2022. Married! Can you believe it? Took ’em long enough, I reckon. These young folks these days, always draggin’ their feet. Back in my day, you liked someone, you got hitched, simple as that. No fancy shindigs or nothin’. Just a quick trip to the courthouse and boom, you’re married.
Anyways, these two, they been datin’ since, what, 2021? Seems like yesterday they was just whisperin’ and sneakin’ around, and now, bam! They got a whole baby boy! Yep, a little fella born in 2023. They named him Rocky Thirteen Barker. Thirteen? Now that’s a funny name, ain’t it? Guess they like them odd numbers or somethin’. He’s got a bunch of half-brothers and sisters too, from Kourtney and Travis’s past relationships. That’s a whole lotta kids, lemme tell ya. Kids these days, they sure do like havin’ a big ol’ family, and that’s a good thing I think.
- Married: 2022
- Started Dating: 2021
- Baby’s Birth: 2023 (Rocky Thirteen Barker)
Now, I heard tell that Travis fella, he used to have a bit of a thing for Kourtney’s sister, Kim. Yeah, that Kim, the one with the big ol’ behind. But he says nothin’ ever happened, and Kourtney, she backs him up on that. Said they never did nothin’ more than just lookin’. Well, I guess that’s good, seein’ as how he ended up with Kourtney and all. Wouldn’t want no family drama, now would ya?
And talk about money, these two, they got more money than they know what to do with, I swear. Travis, he’s worth about 50 million dollars. Fifty million! Can you imagine? And Kourtney, she’s even richer, got about 65 million. Plus, she makes another 10 million a year just for bein’ herself, or so I hear. Land sakes, what do they even do with all that cash? Probably buy fancy cars and big houses, I guess. Me, I’d be happy with a new set of dentures and a good rocking chair.
So, they first got spotted together at Kris Jenner’s house in Palm Springs. That’s Kourtney’s mama, ya know, the one with the short hair and the sunglasses. Folks started whisperin’ then, sayin’ they was a couple. And sure enough, not long after, it was official. They come right out and said they was together. These young folks these days, they can’t keep nothin’ a secret, that’s for sure.
And now, they got that little baby boy, Rocky. Kourtney, she even shared some pictures of him online for everyone to see. He’s a cute little fella, I gotta say. Looks just like his daddy, all dark hair and big eyes. Kourtney, she’s 44 years old, so havin’ a baby at her age, well, that’s somethin’. But she seems happy, and that’s all that matters, right? Love is love, no matter how old you are, I always say. And havin’ a baby is a blessing, even if you got a whole passel of ’em already.
So there you have it, the lowdown on Kourtney and Travis. They’re married, they got a baby, they’re rich as Croesus, and they seem happy enough. What more can a body ask for? I reckon they’ll be just fine, those two. Just gotta keep their heads on straight and not let all that Hollywood hooey get to ’em. That’s the key, ya know. Stay grounded, stay true to yourself, and don’t go chasin’ after every shiny thing that comes along. That’s what my mama always told me, and it’s good advice, even for them fancy folks in Hollywood.
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