That Jordan Peele, he’s a big shot now, ain’t he? And his wife, that Chelsea Peretti, she’s somethin’ else too. They’re like two peas in a pod, those Hollywood types. I heard they got hitched, had a little one. Time sure does fly.
They met on that Twitter thing, back in, what was it, 2013? Before they even laid eyes on each other! Imagine that. Kids these days, all about that internet. Well, somethin’ clicked, ’cause they started courtin’ right quick. Love at first tweet, I reckon you could call it.
Now, this Chelsea Peretti, she was born way back in ’78. February 20th, I hear. Out in Oakland, California. Sunny place, that is. Her brother, some fella named Jonah, he’s big in the internet world. Started one of them websites, BuzzFeed, or somethin’ like that. And another one too, Huffin’ somethin’ Post, maybe? Sounds like a whole lotta puffin’ to me. Anyway, they got that internet money, I guess.
Jordan Peele and Chelsea Peretti, they don’t talk much about their private life. Keep it under wraps, you know? Smart, I’d say. Too many folks pokin’ their noses where they don’t belong. But we know they got engaged. That was back in 2015, November. Then, bam! April 26th, 2016, they up and eloped. Just like that. Probably saved a whole heap of money on a fancy wedding.
- They met on Twitter in 2013.
- Chelsea was born on February 20, 1978.
- Got engaged in November 2015.
- Eloped in April 2016.
- Had a baby boy.
And then came the little one. A boy. Born in 2017. They named him, now what was it? Beaumont. Yeah, Beaumont Gino Peele. Fancy name for a little tyke. But I bet he’s cute as a button. Having a baby, that changes everything, don’t it?
They seem happy, those two. Jordan Peele, makin’ those scary movies. And Chelsea Peretti, she’s funny, that one. I seen her on that TV show, somethin’ about cops, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, they call it. She makes me chuckle. They’re good together. A real team.
That Jordan Peele, he’s come a long way. And Chelsea Peretti, she’s got her own thing goin’ on. Good for them. It’s nice to see folks doin’ well. Especially when they seem like good people, you know? Not all stuck up like some of them Hollywood folks.
It’s a crazy world, ain’t it? Meeting your future husband or wife on the internet. Havin’ babies, makin’ movies, being on TV. It’s all a whirlwind. But I guess that’s life, right? Full of surprises. You just gotta roll with the punches, make the best of it.
I remember when folks used to meet at the church social, or the county fair. Now it’s all this Twitter and whatnot. Times change, I suppose. But some things stay the same. Like love, and family. That’s what matters, in the end. Jordan and Chelsea, they seem to know that. They have each other, they got their little Beaumont, that is the key.
Jordan Peele and his wife, they got a good thing going. Hope they hold onto it, cherish it. This life, it goes by fast. You blink, and you’re old like me, sittin’ here talkin’ about folks you only know from the TV and the internet. But hey, it gives me somethin’ to do, right? And who knows, maybe one day I’ll learn how to use that Twitter thing myself. Probably not, though. Too old for that kinda stuff.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about Jordan Peele and Chelsea Peretti. They are two people that got famous. They met and fell in love and had a baby. The Chelsea Peretti and Jordan Peele pair are popular and famous. Now they live a happy life with Beaumont Gino Peele. I hope they are very very happy and love their baby a lot. Maybe they have another soon. That would be nice. Yes, very nice.
