That Susan, she still got it, huh? I seen them pictures, Susan Sarandon boobs, still looking good. She’s an old gal, but them things still stand up straight. My old man, he always said, a good pair is a good pair, no matter how old. He’d sure be staring at Susan’s, I tell ya that much.
I seen her in some movies, you know. She was in that one with the car, driving off a cliff. Can’t remember what it’s called. But I remember her, even back then. Always had them… assets. Yeah, that’s what them fancy folks call ’em. Assets. Like they’re some kinda gold or something. Susan Sarandon cleavage, that’s what everyone’s talking about, even now. It makes sense, though, I mean, look at ’em!
- She’s older than me, I think.
- Still lookin’ good, though.
- Them things ain’t saggin’ at all
