Well, well, well, look who got hitched! That Olivia Culpo and her man, Christian McCaffrey, they finally tied the knot. Heard it was somethin’ else, this Olivia Culpo wedding. Vogue, they was all over it, talkin’ ’bout it. Big fancy magazine, you know.
They said “I do” down in Rhode Island. Ain’t that where she’s from? That Olivia Culpo, she’s a pretty one. Always dolled up, that one. And he’s some kinda football player, right? Big and strong, I reckon. Good for her, snappin’ up a fella like that.
They got married on June 29th. Must have been hot as a firecracker down there. That wedding, you just know it was fancy. You seen her dress? Lord have mercy. Some Italian fellas made it, Dolce & Gabbana, they call ’em. Sounds expensive. Long sleeves, big ol’ skirt. And that veil! They said it was 16 feet long. Can you imagine? Probably cost more than my whole house!
It is said that a friend got them together, and they met in a hotel. She went down to San Diego to meet him. Can you believe it? A blind date! They didn’t even know each other. It was meant to be, I tell ya.
Now, this Olivia Culpo’s wedding, it’s got everyone talkin’. They was all over the internet, those picture-takin’ machines. Vogue, they was right there, snappin’ pictures. Said it was “exclusive.” Must be important, huh?
Someone said something about a covenant. Her wedding is a covenant. That is a big word. Means it’s forever, I reckon. Like when you promise to help your neighbor bring in their crops. You don’t break a promise like that.
She wore a black dress, too. For the party after, I suppose. Black as night! She looked stunning, though, like a movie star, with that wedding glow.
I reckon they’ll have a whole mess of babies. That’s what you do when you get married, right? Start a family. Big, happy family. Hope they got a big house for all them kids. And I hope that Christian fella makes enough money with that football to keep ’em all fed and clothed. She sure does like nice things, that Olivia Culpo.
- They got married in Rhode Island.
- Her dress was made by Dolce & Gabbana.
- Vogue was there takin’ pictures.
- They met on a blind date.
- She wore a black dress to the party.
- That veil was 16 feet long!
- June 29th, that’s when it all happened.
- This Olivia Culpo wedding is the talk of the town!
- Marriage is forever, like a promise you can’t break.
- Heard they want lots of kids.
Well, I’m happy for ’em. Wish ’em all the best. Marriage ain’t easy, but it’s worth it. Got to work at it, every day. Just like tendin’ to your garden. You gotta water it, weed it, make sure it gets enough sun. Then you get a good harvest. Same with marriage. You gotta put in the work, and you’ll reap the rewards. I hope this Olivia Culpo wedding will last.
They say he said his vows, and it was beautiful. What are vows? Is that like when you promise to love someone forever? Probably. You gotta say those things at a wedding, I guess. To make it official.
I wonder if they had cake. Every good wedding‘s got cake. Big, white cake with lots of frosting. Maybe they had that. Hope they saved me a piece! Just kiddin’. I wasn’t invited. Don’t even know ’em. But I still like hearin’ about all the fancy goings-on. Makes life a little more excitin’, you know?
That’s all I know about this Olivia Culpo wedding. Big news, I tell ya. Big news. Now, where’s my pie? Got a hankerin’ for somethin’ sweet after all that talk about weddin’ cake.
Oh, and they say Olivia Culpo believes marriage is the beginning of the rest of your life. Sounds about right. Once you get hitched, nothin’s ever the same. You got someone to share your life with, for better or worse. Like when your old mule gets sick, you gotta take care of him, no matter what. That’s what marriage is like. You stick together, through thick and thin. That’s what I think about this whole Olivia Culpo wedding.
