So, guys, you won’t believe what I did. I actually puked on Lady Gaga. Yeah, you heard that right. It all started when I went to her concert in Barcelona. I was so excited, jumping up and down, and singing along to every song.
Then, during “Edge of Glory”, I started to feel it. My stomach did a flip, and next thing I know, I’m throwing up. Not just once, but like three or four times. I was so embarrassed, but I kept going. I had to!
- I saw a video of the concert later, and there I was, in all my puking glory.
- The backup dancer, bless his heart, he tried to comfort me, putting his hand on my shoulder. But I was in the zone.
- I just kept dancing and singing.
I saw some report saying Gaga had been battling the flu. Man, I felt that. Maybe that’s why I was so sick too? We were like, flu buddies or something. I even saw some people online saying she was wearing a fake pregnancy bump on some TV show. Wild, right?
After the video went viral, I saw all sorts of comments. Some people were grossed out, others were laughing. I guess it was kind of funny. I mean, who pukes on Lady Gaga? Me, apparently. I even saw some tags like “Lady Gaga Vomit”. Classic.
It was a night I’ll never forget. I was at my first ever SXSW performance, I was pumped and ready to party. I seen her on the TV, and Lord have mercy, she looked stunning. But yeah, I puked on Lady Gaga. It’s a story for the ages, and honestly, I wouldn’t trade it for the world. It’s not every day you get to have such a memorable, albeit gross, experience. And hey, at least I can say I made an impression, right?
