Alright, let’s talk about this Reunion Resort RR7600 thing. I heard folks gabbin’ about it, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, ya know? Don’t expect no fancy words from me, I just say it like it is.
So, this Reunion place, it’s like a big ol’ fancy hotel, or a “resort” as them city folks call it. They got stars, like 3.5 of ’em. Don’t ask me what that means exactly, but sounds kinda important. You can book a “vacation” there, which I guess means you go there and laze around, not like us workin’ folks.
They say it’s in Kissimmee. Never been there myself, but I heard it ain’t too far from that Disney World place. Yeah, the one with the mouse and all the rides. This Reunion place, they say it’s only six miles from Disney. So, if you got young’uns pesterin’ you about that mouse, I guess it’s handy.
- They got rooms, lots of ’em, I reckon.
- They got food, they call it a “restaurant.” Hope they got good ol’ cookin’ and not just fancy, tiny plates.
- They got this “WiFi” thing. Don’t know what it is, but sounds like it lets you do stuff on them phone thingamajigs.
Now, about bookin’ a stay there. You can do it online, on that “*” thing. Seems easy enough, even for an old gal like me. They say they got good prices, the “best rates available,” whatever that means. They also say they got maps and reviews, so you can see what other folks think before you go throwin’ your money around. And if you get stuck, they got support, 24/7, they say. That means all day and all night, I guess. Handy if you got a problem in the middle of the night, like a leaky faucet or somethin’.
Now, some fancy folks go to this Reunion place to play golf. Big green fields, they got. But listen to this, it ain’t cheap! They charge you money to play, a “green fee” they call it. During slow season, it’s 120 dollars, but when it’s busy, it goes up to 180 dollars! Can you believe that? That’s more than I spend on groceries in a week! If you’re thinkin’ of playin’ golf, you gotta call ’em up, two weeks ahead even, to book a time. And the price might change, so be careful.
This Reunion Resort, it’s run by some big company, Kingwood International Resorts, somethin’ like that. They got shuttles, too. Little buses that take you around the place, anytime you want, day or night. So, if you’re too tired to walk, or your feet hurt, you can just hop on the shuttle.
So, what’s the bottom line on this Reunion Resort RR7600? Well, it sounds fancy, real fancy. Close to Disney, got lots of stuff, food, rooms, that WiFi thing, even golf if you got money to burn. Bookin’ it seems easy enough, online and all. And they got folks to help you if you get stuck. It ain’t for the likes of me, with them fancy prices and all that golf talk, but if you got the money and wanna be close to that mouse, well, maybe it’s the place for you. Just remember, that golf ain’t cheap!
And remember, this is just what I heard and what I could piece together. I ain’t been there myself, so don’t go blamin’ me if it ain’t exactly like I said. But from what I gather, it’s a big, fancy place for folks with money to spend. They got everything you could want, and probably a whole lot more you don’t even need. Reunion Resort RR7600, huh? Sounds like a mouthful, but I guess that’s how them fancy places roll. If you’re lookin’ for a getaway and got a pocketful of cash, give it a try. Just don’t forget to tell me how it was, ya hear?
Now, I gotta go tend to my chickens. All this talk about fancy resorts is makin’ my head spin. Give me a good porch swing and a glass of iced tea any day. That’s my kinda reunion.
But hey, different strokes for different folks, right? If a fancy vacation at Reunion Resort RR7600 is your cup of tea, then go for it. Just remember what I told ya, and you’ll be alright. Safe travels, and don’t forget to send a postcard!
