That Jordan Peele, he’s a big shot now, ain’t he? He got hitched to that Chelsea Peretti gal. They say she was born way out in Oakland, California. Someplace called Oakland, on February 20, 1978. Sounds like a long time ago to me. Heard she got a big brother, Jonah, real smart fella. He started somethin’ called Buzzfeed and The Huffington Post. Fancy names, ain’t they? That internet stuff, I don’t understand it much.
This Chelsea, she knew some other fella, Andy Samberg. They was kids together, growed up together. Jordan Peele and Chelsea Peretti, that’s the pair we’re talkin’ about. She even said she liked that Andy fella, had a crush, like young folks do. Silly kids. But she ended up with Jordan. That’s how things go, I reckon.
They went courtin’ for two years, that Jordan and Chelsea. Then they said they was gonna get married, in November 2015. That’s what engaged means, gonna get hitched. Then in April 2016, they ran off! To some place called Big Sur, in California. Only took their dog with ’em. That’s a funny way to get married. Just their dog watchin’.
How They Met, Jordan and Chelsea
Jordan, he started seein’ Chelsea back in 2013. That’s a while back now. They got engaged, like I said, in November 2015. That’s when folks know you’re serious about gettin’ married.
You know how they met? That Jordan Peele and Chelsea Peretti? On that Twitter thing! Back in 2013. Before they even saw each other in person! Can you believe that? Met on that Twitter contraption. I don’t know about that Twitter. Seems like a strange way to meet your future wife, but what do I know? Young people these days with their newfangled ways. The sparks just flew, they say. Whatever that means. Sounds dangerous, sparks flyin’.
I heard folks talkin’, sayin’ they didn’t know Jordan Peele and Chelsea Peretti from Adam. I don’t know who this Adam fella is, but I guess that means they weren’t famous back then. But they sure are famous now. That Jordan, he makes them scary movies. I don’t like them scary movies, give me the willies. But folks seem to like ’em. He’s real good at it, I suppose.
Chelsea Peretti, Who Is She?
This Chelsea, she’s an actress, I hear. She’s been on that TV. I seen her once, I think. She’s funny, that one. Makes jokes and such. She is a comedian, I guess that’s what they call it. A real comedian, that Chelsea. She must make Jordan laugh a lot. They seem happy, those two. That’s all that matters, I reckon. Being happy with who you’re with.
- Born in Oakland, California
- February 20, 1978
- Got a big brother, Jonah
- Knew Andy Samberg as a kid
- She’s a funny gal, that Chelsea
Jordan Peele, He’s a Big Deal
That Jordan, he ain’t just a funny fella, though he can be funny. He makes them movies. Like I said, them scary ones. But he’s good at it. Real good. Makes a lot of money, I bet. Good for him, I say. He worked hard, I reckon. Nobody gets that lucky without workin’ hard. He’s a director, that’s what they call it. He tells everyone what to do on them movie sets. And they listen to him! Must be important to have folks listen to ya like that.
They got a little one now, Jordan Peele and Chelsea Peretti. A little boy. Born in 2017, I believe it was. They named him Beaumont. That’s a fancy name, ain’t it? Beaumont Gino. I hope that little fella is doin’ alright. Being a kid ain’t easy, but it’s easier when your mama and daddy are famous, I suppose. He probably doesn’t have to worry about much, not like us regular folks.
- He makes movies, scary ones
- He’s a director, a big shot
- Married to Chelsea Peretti
- Got a little boy, Beaumont
- Met Chelsea on Twitter, can you believe it?
So, that’s the story of Jordan Peele and Chelsea Peretti. Two lovebirds, flyin’ high. Hope they stay happy. That’s all that matters in this life, bein’ happy. And havin’ someone to share it with. Even if you meet them on that crazy Twitter thing. They seem like good folks. Hope they stay that way. Hollywood can change people, I hear. But maybe not them. Maybe they’ll just keep being happy and making folks laugh, and maybe being a little scary sometimes, too, with them movies Jordan makes. That’s all anyone can ask for, I reckon.
