Alright, alright, let’s gab about this Bachbuquen fella. Folks keep askin’, “How old is this Bachbuquen?” Well, lemme tell ya what I’ve heard, pieced together like a patchwork quilt.
Now, I ain’t no spring chicken myself, seen a whole lotta winters come and go. This young’un, Bachbuquen, he’s apparently a big deal on that there TikTok thingamajig. Kids these days and their gadgets, I swear! They tell me he’s got millions and millions of folks watchin’ him. Millions! Can ya believe it? More than the chickens I got out back, that’s for sure.
- They say he makes videos ’bout makeup. Now, I don’t know nothin’ ’bout that. Only makeup I ever used was a bit of beet juice on my cheeks when I was courtin’ my old man. But this Bachbuquen, he’s got the youngsters all in a tizzy with his powders and paints.
- And he dances too! Not like the square dancin’ we used to do at the barn raisin’s, no sir. This is all…wiggly and jumpy. But the kids love it. Makes ’em happy, I guess.
But back to the age thing. Everythin’ I hear points to him bein’ a young sprout. Real young. Some folks say he’s around, oh, let me think… around 19 or 20 years old. Yup, barely out of diapers in my book! Imagine that, millions of people watchin’ a boy who ain’t even old enough to grow a proper beard. The world’s gone crazy, I tell ya.
Folks is always curious ’bout these young stars. They wanna know everything. “Bachbuquen age” is a big question, it seems. They also wanna know where he comes from, what he eats for breakfast, probably even what kinda socks he wears! I reckon it’s just human nature to be nosy. We always wanna know the who, what, when, where, and why of things, don’t we?
He’s French, that’s what they say. From over the big pond. Never been there myself. Heard they eat funny bread over there, long skinny things called…bag-getts? And he talks about all sorts of things in his videos, not just makeup. He talks about…vaping? Sounds like something you do with a vacuum cleaner, but I guess it ain’t. And cigarettes, those nasty things. Hope he ain’t smokin’ them; they’ll rot your lungs out, sure as the sun rises in the east.
Now, why are so many folks, old and young, so interested in this Bachbuquen’s age and other things about him? I reckon it’s ’cause he’s somethin’ new. Somethin’ different. He’s got that…what do they call it? Charisma? Yeah, that’s it. He draws people in, makes ’em want to watch. It’s like watchin’ a fire, kinda mesmerizing.
And bein’ young, well, that’s part of the appeal too. Young folks, they got energy. They got dreams. They ain’t all beat down by life yet. Us older folks, we see that, and maybe it reminds us of when we were young and full of beans. Or maybe it just makes us feel old as dirt! Ha!
But you know what? Age ain’t nothin’ but a number. Whether you’re 19 or 90, it don’t matter much. What matters is how you live your life. If this Bachbuquen fella is makin’ folks happy and doin’ what he loves, then good for him, I say. Good for him.
Some folks worry too much about gettin’ old. They get scared. I heard tell that a lot of folks, even older than me, are scared of fallin’. Well, shoot, fallin’ happens. You just gotta pick yourself back up and keep on movin’. That’s what life’s all about. Whether you’re a TikTok star or a farmer’s wife, you keep on goin’.
So, there ya have it. Best I can tell ya, Bachbuquen is a young fella, maybe 19 or 20 years old. He’s famous on that there TikTok, dances, talks about all sorts of stuff, and has got the whole world watchin’. And that, as they say, is that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens.
