Hey, you! Wanna hear about this magazine, Harper’s Bazaar? My neighbor’s daughter, she’s always readin’ it. Says it’s all fancy and stuff. I seen it, lots of pretty pictures. Dresses and such.
So, this Harper’s Bazaar subscription, it’s like gettin’ the magazine every month. You pay some money, and they send it to your house. Like the Sears catalog, but shinier. They say you can save money if you get the subscription. Save a lot, like 69% they say. That’s a lot of pennies.
They got this thing, a 12-month subscription. Means you get it for a whole year. Twelve times! That’s a lot of magazines. They say it’s a great deal. Some number like 26 and some more. I don’t recall the exact numbers. My memory ain’t what it used to be. But it’s cheap, they say, much cheaper than buying it one at a time from the newsstand, if you can find it.
This magazine, it’s for them fancy ladies. You know, the ones who like fashion and pretty things. They say the women who read it are, well, they got jobs and money. They like travel and nice stuff, they say. Not for an old lady like me. I like my quilts and my garden.
But if you like that kind of thing, this magazine, it’s got all sorts of stuff. They got photographers, you know, the picture takers. And artists, the ones who paint and draw. And designers, those are the folks who make the clothes. And writers, the ones who write the words. They all put their stuff in this magazine.
They say it’s a “sophisticated perspective.” I don’t know what that means exactly. Sounds fancy, though. It’s all about fashion, they say. Clothes and shoes and all that stuff. If you’re into that, maybe you should get this Harper’s Bazaar magazine subscription. They say you can compare prices online. I don’t do the internet, but maybe you do.
I seen some folks talkin’ ’bout cancelin’ it. One lady, Ann, she wanted to cancel. Said she had to call some number. 877 something. If you want it, then change your mind, I guess you gotta call them.
- Harper’s Bazaar is a fancy magazine.
- You can get a subscription.
- It’s cheaper that way, they say.
- Lots of pictures of clothes.
- For ladies with money, I guess.
- They say it’s “sophisticated.”
- You can cancel if you don’t like it.
Seems like a lot of hullabaloo over some pictures of dresses, if you ask me. But hey, if that’s your thing, go for it. This Harper’s Bazaar 12 Month Subscription is the cheapest way to get it, so I hear. They say it is only 54 dollars. Seems like a lot to me, but I guess if you like the magazine that much it is worth it.
They say this magazine is for women in their twenties all the way to their sixties. That’s a lot of different women! I reckon there’s something in there for all of them, if they like fancy things.
My neighbor’s daughter, she gets it. She says she likes to look at the pictures and dream about wearin’ those fancy clothes. She says one day she’ll have enough money to buy them. I told her she should save her money for somethin’ more important, like a good pair of shoes or a warm coat. But she just laughed and said I didn’t understand. Maybe she’s right.
Anyway, if you want this Harper’s Bazaar subscription, you just gotta pay the money and they’ll send it to you. Easy peasy. Just like orderin’ from the catalog, only fancier. And if you don’t like it, you can call them up and tell them you don’t want it no more.
That’s all I know about this Harper’s Bazaar thing. It’s just a magazine, after all. But some folks sure do love it. If you’re one of those folks, then maybe you should get yourself a subscription. Just remember what I said about savin’ your money for important things.
Well, I gotta go. My stories are done. Hope you learned somethin’ about this Harper’s Bazaar magazine. And if you didn’t, well, that’s okay too. Just don’t go spendin’ all your money on fancy magazines when you could be buyin’ somethin’ useful!
