Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these young folks in Hollywood, Zoe somethin’ and Channing somethin’. Heard they were a thing, you know, like peas in a pod. Engaged, they said. Fancy that!
I saw somethin’ on the TV ’bout them the other day. Channing, that fella with the muscles, he was all smiles ’bout Zoe’s new movie, somethin’ called “Alpha Gang.” Seemed real proud, he did. Posted somethin’ online, they said. These young folks and their computin’ machines, always clickin’ and tappin’. Can’t keep up, I tell ya.
- He liked her movie, that’s for sure.
- Showed it off, he did. Like a kid with a new toy.
But then, BAM! Just like that, they say it’s over. Split up, they call it. Three years, they were together. Three years! That’s a long time, even for us old folks. Imagine puttin’ up with someone for that long, hah! Lord knows I couldn’t do it.
They say they still talk, though. “Been in touch,” the papers say. Huh! What’s the point of that, I ask ya? If it’s over, it’s over. Like a burnt piece of toast, can’t unburn it, can ya?
These movie stars, they’re a different breed. Always sharin’ their favorite movies and whatnot. Like they gotta tell the whole world everything. We kept our business to ourselves back in my day. Didn’t go blabbin’ to every Tom, Dick, and Harry.
“Art is our love language,” she said, that Zoe girl. Art! What in tarnation does that even mean? Back in my day, love was about makin’ a good stew and keepin’ the house warm. None of this fancy-pants talk.
And then there’s this age thing. He’s 44, she’s 35. Not a big difference, I guess, but still. When you get to be my age, everyone seems young. They confirmed it, the magazines did. Said it was official, like it was some kinda government business.
But the thing that gets me is this. Two hours, they say. Two hours before they told everyone they were done, he was braggin’ about her movie. Makes no sense, does it? It’s like bakin’ a cake and then throwin’ it in the garbage right before you eat it. Wasteful, that’s what it is.
Maybe they just got tired of each other. Happens to the best of us. Even to those fancy folks with their fancy cars and their fancy houses. Love ain’t easy, no matter who you are. That’s the truth, plain and simple.
And engagement? Lord have mercy, sounds like a lot of trouble to me. All that fuss and bother. Why bother marryin’ someone you gonna leave anyhow? Makes no sense. But they do their thing, and we do ours. That’s how the world goes ‘round, I suppose.
So, there you have it. The story of Zoe and Channing, or whatever their names are. Another Hollywood love story gone sour. Nothin’ new under the sun, I tell ya. Just a bunch of drama and hullabaloo.
Maybe they’ll get back together, maybe they won’t. Who knows? Who cares? I got my own problems to worry about, like gettin’ this darn arthritis medicine to work. That’s more important than some young couple’s love life. But that’s how it goes in this crazy world of theirs. Always somethin’ new, always somethin’ changin’. Can’t keep up, and honestly, I don’t want to. I got my own stories to tell, stories that are real, not this made-up Hollywood stuff.
Tags: Channing Tatum, Zoe Kravitz, Celebrity Breakup, Hollywood Couples, Alpha Gang, Engagement, Relationship
