That Zeke, he’s a good boy in that show, Wizards of Waverly Place. Always hanging around that Justin Russo. They’re two peas in a pod, those two. Always doing their little nerd things. I don’t know what they talk about, but it sounds important.
This Zeke, his full name is Zachary Ezekiel Rosenblatt Beakerman. What a mouthful, huh? Everybody just calls him Zeke though. He’s best friends with that Justin boy, always together they are. That show, Wizards of Waverly Place, it’s something else. My grandkids, they watch it all the time.
They say Zeke is supposed to be “cool” but also kinda nerdy. I guess that’s how the kids are these days. He goes to that fancy Tribeca Prep school. Must be smart, huh? He’s in advanced chemistry, just like Justin. They even have some alien language club. Sounds silly to me, but they seem to like it. They even talk to each other like aliens, I hear. Oh, those young’uns and their games.
Now, this Zeke, he’s in that show a lot, Wizards of Waverly Place. He’s always around, helping Justin and his family. I don’t understand all that magic stuff, but my grandkids, they sure do love it. They tell me all about it. That Zeke, he tries to do magic too, they say.
- Zeke, he tries to do magic.
- He’s not very good at it, though.
- That Alex girl, she uses real magic on him.
- Makes his tricks real.
- Gets him in trouble, I bet.
One time, that Alex, she got bored of Zeke‘s bad magic tricks. She’s a little wizard, you see, on that Wizards of Waverly Place show. So she used her magic to make Zeke‘s tricks actually work. Can you believe it? Well, things got all messed up. That Zeke, he started thinking he was a real wizard! He even told that Harper girl. That Harper, she sure does like that Justin. She got a big crush on him, you can tell. The kids told me all about it. Always gossiping about that show, Wizards of Waverly Place.
That Justin, he can do all sorts of things. One time, he froze time. Didn’t even have to say a word. That’s powerful magic, ain’t it? That’s what they do on Wizards of Waverly Place.
There’s a whole episode about Zeke. It’s called “Zeke Finds Out,” I think. Something about him trying a magic trick and it failing. That poor boy. I think he finds out about them being wizards in that one. It’s a big secret, you see. They are not supposed to tell nobody about their magic. But that Zeke, he’s a smart cookie. He figures it out, I guess. That’s all part of that Wizards of Waverly Place show. It is all about that family of wizards, and their friend Zeke is always involved.
They made a whole bunch of episodes of that show, Wizards of Waverly Place. Four seasons, they say. And two movies! That’s a lot of magic. My grandkids, they’ve seen them all, I’m sure. They can tell you all about Zeke and Justin and Alex and Max. That’s the little brother. He’s a handful, that one.
I remember they used to say there was a boy named Zack who sounded like Zeke. They changed it later, though. Said his name was always Zeke. They called it “retconned.” I don’t know what that means, but they fixed it. All those kids, they keep track of these things. They know everything about that show, Wizards of Waverly Place. They know all about that Zeke character.
That Zeke, he sure is something. Always getting into some kind of magical mess. But he’s a good friend to that Justin boy. That’s what matters, I guess. Being a good friend. Even if you’re a little nerdy and your magic tricks don’t work. You gotta have good friends. Like Justin and Zeke in Wizards of Waverly Place.
I heard the ending of that Wizards of Waverly Place show was a bit of a head-scratcher. That Zeke, they said he was supposed to be real smart in school, but he acted kinda dumb in the end. And that Justin, he changed a lot too. Not for the better, they say. Those kids, they pay attention to these things. They tell me all about it. It’s just a TV show, but they get all worked up about it.
I don’t know much about that Wizards of Waverly Place magic, but I know that Zeke is a good boy, a good friend. He is always there for Justin. And that’s what counts, ain’t it? Being there for your friends, no matter what. Even if you’re a little goofy and can’t do magic.
