Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Megan Fox girl, the one all you youngsters keep yappin’ about. Seems like she’s always in the news for wearin’ next to nothin’. Now, I ain’t one for fancy clothes or fashion, but even I can see this girl likes to show some skin, a whole lotta skin, if you catch my drift.
Heard tell she went to some awards show, the VMAs they call it, wearin’ somethin’ see-through. See-through! Lord have mercy. Said she had nothin’ but a little bitty silver thing underneath. My, my. Back in my day, we wouldn’t be caught dead leavin’ the house like that. But I guess times are changin’, eh? Folks these days, they just don’t care.
- They say she wore a “naked dress.” Naked dress! I reckon that means it don’t hide much.
- And then there’s talk of a “sheer Mugler gown.” Sounds fancy, but from what I hear, it’s just another way of sayin’ you can see right through it.
- Heard she even dyed her hair pink! Pink! Like a cotton candy. These young folks and their wild ways.
Seems like every time you turn around, there’s another picture of her, half-dressed, on that Instagram thingy. My grandkids are always lookin’ at it, and I tell ya, it makes me blush. They got her takin’ pictures on the beach, at parties, everywhere! And she’s always wearin’ somethin’…revealin’. I saw one where she was wearin’ somethin’ like little stickers over her…well, you know…and that’s it.
They even had her wearin’ an elf costume for Halloween, but even that was…well, let’s just say it wasn’t like any elf costume I ever did see. Seems like this girl can make anything look, uh… you know. And then there are them pictures in the forest, all wet and wearin’ next to nothin’. Makes you wonder what folks are thinkin’ these days.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ it’s wrong, mind you. Just different. Real different from what I’m used to. Back in my day, women kept things covered up. But these Hollywood types, they’re a whole different breed, I tell ya. They like to show off, that’s for sure. And this Megan Fox, well, she seems to be the queen of showin’ off.
They call it “fashion,” I guess. But I just call it bare. And all this talk about her bein’ “naked” all the time… it’s enough to make a grandma’s head spin. Seems like she and that fella of hers, that Machine Gun Kelly fella, they like to stir up trouble. Always posin’ for pictures, look
