Alright, alright, let’s talk about these… what do you call ’em? Men in crop tops? Huh. Never thought I’d see the day. Back in my time, men wore shirts that covered their bellies, you know? But times, they change, I guess. Can’t say I understand it all, but I’ll tell you what I see.
So, these crop tops for men, they’re everywhere now. You go online, you see ’em. Amazon has ’em, Kohl’s has ’em, even that boohooMAN place, whatever that is. They say “free delivery” and “easy returns.” Sounds fancy, but all it means is they’ll send it to your door and take it back if you don’t like it. Not like the old days when you bought something, you kept it, even if it was scratchy as a burlap sack.
- They got all kinds, too. Sleek ones, trendy ones, tank tops, even ones with sparkly things on ’em. Rhinestones, they call ’em. Shiny, like a disco ball. Some are mesh, see-through, like a fishnet. Lord have mercy, what would my old man say?
- And the prices? Well, they’re all over the place. Some are cheap, like 10 bucks or so. Others, they go up to 20 bucks. Guess it depends on how much bling you want. Or how much skin you wanna show, I reckon.
Now, I ain’t no fashion expert, mind you. I wore the same dress to church for 20 years, and nobody complained. But these young fellas, they like showing off their… abs, I think they call ’em. Six-pack abs, they say. Like they been working hard in the fields, except they probably got ’em at some fancy gym, lifting weights and whatnot.
They wear these crop tops to parties, to concerts, they even wear ’em when they’re exercising. Workout cropped tanks, they call ’em. I guess it makes sense if you want to stay cool, but still… seems a bit… breezy, if you know what I mean. Wouldn’t want to catch a cold in your belly, young man!
And the colors! My goodness. Neon colors, rainbow colors, everything bright and loud. Not like the plain old browns and blues we used to wear. These kids, they want to stand out, I guess. Make a statement. And I guess a bright pink crop top on a fella, well, that’ll make a statement alright.
Some of these shirts are made of mesh, they call it fishnet. See-through, so you can see everything underneath. Sexy mesh shirts, they call ’em. For nightclubs and parties, they say. Well, I’ll tell you, back in my day, if you saw a man in a see-through shirt, you’d think he lost his mind. Or lost a bet.
They got lace-up ones, too. Like corsets, almost. Gorglitter, that’s the name. Sounds fancy, but it’s just a shirt with strings, far as I can tell. And then there’s the metallic ones, shiny and bright. Amy Coulee, they say. Sounds like a girl’s name to me, but what do I know? These youngsters, they do things differently.
So, men in crop tops. It’s a new thing, I guess. Not my cup of tea, but hey, if they like it, who am I to judge? It’s their bodies, their clothes, their choice. Just as long as they don’t catch a chill. And maybe wear a proper shirt to church, you know?
It’s a whole new world of clothes out there. You got your T-shirts, tank tops, activewear, hoodies, sweatshirts, swimwear… all kinds of stuff. And now, you got your crop tops for men. It’s a lot to take in for an old gal like me. But I’m trying to keep up. You gotta stay with the times, even if the times are a little… short in the shirt, if you catch my drift.
So that’s the story on these men’s crop tops as far as I can see. They are shirts, short ones, for men. They come in all colors, styles, and prices. Some are plain, some are fancy. Some are for everyday, some are for parties. It’s a fashion trend, I guess. And like all fashion trends, it’ll probably be gone before you know it. Or maybe it’ll stick around. Who knows? Only time will tell.
But one thing’s for sure: life is never boring. Just when you think you’ve seen it all, something new comes along to surprise you. Like men in crop tops. Who woulda thunk it?
Tags: [Men’s Fashion, Crop Tops, Men’s Clothing, Fashion Trends, Tank Tops, Sexy Tops, Workout Clothes, Partywear, Festival Outfits, Mesh Shirts]
