Well, howdy there! Let’s gab about somethin’ fancy today – that there Balenciaga blue bag. Don’t rightly know what all the fuss is about, but the young’uns seem to hanker after it somethin’ fierce.
First off, what in tarnation is a Balenciaga anyway? Sounds like some kinda fancy foreign sausage to me. But I reckon it’s a name, a brand name like they call it. And this here bag, well, it’s blue. Not just any blue, mind you. It’s a blue that’ll catch your eye quicker than a fly on a honey pot. Some say it’s the color of the sky on a clear summer day, others say it’s like a robin’s egg. Me? I just say it’s blue, plain and simple.
Now, these bags, they ain’t cheap. I heard tell they cost a pretty penny, enough to feed a family for a month, maybe two! Can you believe that? Spending all that money on somethin’ just to carry your stuff around. Back in my day, we used flour sacks, and they worked just fine. But I guess times are changin’, and folks got more money than sense these days. I saw on them internet picture thingies, the Pinterest they call it, that some folks even have whole boards full of ideas on how to “style” it. Style, ha! It’s a bag, you put stuff in it, what’s so hard to style about that?
- They got all sorts of these bags too
- Some big, some small, some with zippers, some with flaps.
- It’s enough to make your head spin.
But I reckon if you’re gonna spend that much money on a bag, you wanna make sure it looks good, right? So, how do you wear this here Balenciaga blue bag? Well, from what I gather, you can pretty much wear it with anythin’. Some folks like to dress it up, wearin’ it with fancy clothes and high heels. Others like to dress it down, wearin’ it with jeans and sneakers. I even seen some gals wearin’ it with overalls, can you believe that? Overalls and a fancy bag, what a world!
Now, if you ask me, the best way to wear it is with somethin’ simple. A plain white shirt, a pair of blue jeans, and maybe a nice scarf. That way, the bag can really stand out, you know? And don’t go overloadin’ it with junk neither. Just the essentials – your wallet, your keys, maybe a little bit of lipstick. You don’t wanna look like you’re carryin’ around the whole house in that thing.
I’ve also heard that a good, well-kept Balenciaga bag can be a good investment, like putting money in the bank. They say it might even be worth more later on than what you paid for it. Imagine that! A bag that makes you money. Still sounds like a lot of hooey to me, but I guess some folks know more about these things than I do. They say if you keep it in good shape, it’ll hold its value or maybe even get more valuable. So, if you’re gonna get one, take care of it, I guess. Don’t go throwin’ it around like an old feed sack.
And speaking of keeping it nice, you gotta think about colors when you carry it. I saw this magazine at the store – T they call it – talkin’ about how to put outfits together, and it got me thinkin’. If you got a blue bag, maybe you wanna wear somethin’ brown or green with it. Earth tones, they called ‘em. Makes sense, I guess. Blue like the sky, brown and green like the ground. Nature knows best, that’s what I always say.
Another thing about these here bags, they ain’t just for one season. They say it’s a classic. You know, like them old songs that everyone still listens to. Not like them flash-in-the-pan things that are here today and gone tomorrow. So, if you’re gonna spend a fortune on a bag, I guess it’s good that it’ll last you a while. Don’t want to be buyin’ a new bag every few months, that’s for sure.
And where do you even find these bags? I hear tell they got ‘em in fancy stores in the big city. Places with shiny floors and snooty sales ladies. Not my kind of place, that’s for sure. I prefer my shoppin’ at the local feed store, where folks are friendly and the prices are fair. But I guess if you want a fancy Balenciaga blue bag, you gotta go where the fancy folks go.
Anyways, that’s about all I know about these here Balenciaga blue bags. They’re fancy, they’re expensive, and they’re blue. And for the life of me, I can’t figure out why folks go so crazy for them. But hey, to each their own, right? If it makes you happy, then go ahead and carry that blue bag with pride. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you can’t afford to pay your bills.
And remember, whether you’re carryin’ a Balenciaga or a flour sack, it ain’t the bag that matters, it’s what’s inside. And that goes for your heart and your head, not just your purse.
