I tell you, them young girls these days, all about that woman in bra thing. Back in my day, we just wore what we had. Didn’t fuss so much. But these young’uns, they got all sorts of them bras now.
What’s the Big Deal with Bras?
Well, I guess a good bra, it holds things up, you know? Keeps everything where it’s supposed to be. But you gotta find one that fits right. If it’s too tight, it’s like being squeezed by a hungry bear. Too loose, and what’s the point, right? They say it’s about bra support and being comfy.
So Many Kinds of Bras!
Land sakes, the choices these girls have today! They got them:
- Sports bras – for when they’re running around like a chicken with its head cut off.
- Underwire bras – got these metal things in ’em. Never did like those. Poke you in the ribs.
- Wireless bras – now these are more my speed. Just good old cloth holding things in place.
Then there’s them convertible bras. Sound fancy, don’t they? Like them cars that turn into robots. These bras, you can change the straps and whatnot. Good for them bigger girls, I hear.
Finding the Right Bra Size
This is where it gets tricky. They got this whole measuring thing. You gotta measure under your… you know… and then around the fullest part. It’s like trying to measure a greased piglet! They call it band size and cup size.
If you’re just startin’ out, like a little sprout, best to start with a small size. They grow up so fast these days. One day they’re wearin’ diapers, the next they need a bra!
Bras and Clothes – What a Mess!
Now, these girls, they gotta think about what they’re wearin’ over the bra too. Can’t just wear any old thing. Some bras show through your shirt. Some are meant to be seen, I guess. It’s all a big mystery to me. They call it matching bra with clothes. I just wear what’s clean!
Don’t Want No Bra!
Some of them young’uns, they don’t even wanna wear a bra! They’re out there, just lettin’ it all hang loose. I saw one the other day, a famous one, on the TV. No bra. Can you believe it? They say it’s a trend. Like them hula hoops and pet rocks. I reckon it’ll pass.
They say it’s about how to wear clothes without a bra. Sounds like a lot of work to me. Just put on a bra and be done with it!
Bra Shopping – A Real Headache!
Going to the store to buy one of these things, it’s like walkin’ into a jungle. So many colors, so many sizes. It’s enough to make your head spin. And the names! Push-up, balconette, plunge. It’s like they’re speakin’ a different language. They have many bra styles. It is very hard to know what is good for you. And you must know what you need to know when buying a bra.
Just Get a Good One, I Say
At the end of the day, all that matters is that the darn thing fits and it’s not scratchy. You don’t want to be walkin’ around all day, feelin’ like you got a badger trapped under your shirt. Find a good woman in bra that does its job, and you’re golden. And don’t pay no mind to all that fancy stuff. A bra’s a bra, as far as I’m concerned. I say if it is good for you, it is good. If not, then throw it to feed chicken. Hahaha.
And about those girls who don’t want to wear bras, let them be. They’ll learn. Or they won’t. Either way, the sun will still come up tomorrow. Just like the old saying: you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink. And if the horse is too stubborn to drink, he will be thirsty.
