Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout this Reunion Resort RR7600, ya know, the place they call a “vacation home.” Heard folks talkin’, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, the way I see it. Don’t expect no fancy words, I just say it like it is.

First off, this Reunion Resort RR7600, they say it’s in Kissimmee. Never been there myself, but they say it’s close to Orlando. You know, where that Mickey Mouse fella hangs out. So, if you got young’uns, I guess that’s a good thing. Kids love that mouse, don’t they? Always squealin’ and runnin’ around.
Now, this place, this RR7600, it ain’t no small shack, that’s for sure. They say it’s got 12 bedrooms. Twelve! Lordy, that’s enough room for the whole darn family and then some. You could fit your cousins, your aunts, your uncles, even that grumpy old neighbor down the street. Probably still have rooms left over. Imagine cleanin’ all them rooms though, makes my back hurt just thinkin’ ’bout it.
They also say it’s a 3.5-star vacation home. Now, I ain’t sure what all them stars mean, but I reckon it’s gotta be pretty nice. Not like them fancy-schmancy hotels with the gold toilets and what not, but comfortable, ya know? A place where you can kick off your shoes and not worry about breakin’ somethin’. They got somethin’ they call “free WiFi” too. Don’t know much about that, but I hear it lets you look at pictures and talk to folks far away. Handy, I guess, if you wanna show off your vacation pics or tell your sister what you’re eatin’ for supper.
And get this, they got “free parkin’.” That’s good, real good. Nothin’ worse than havin’ to pay extra just to leave your car somewhere. Specially if you got a big ol’ truck like my nephew Billy. That thing takes up two spaces sometimes, bless his heart.
- So, let’s see, we got lots of bedrooms, big enough for a whole army.
- Then we got that star thing, meanin’ it’s probably pretty comfy.
- And the WiFi, for showin’ off and gossipin’.
- And free parkin’, which is always a good deal.
Folks keep talkin’ about “bookin’ now.” I guess that means you gotta call ’em up or somethin’ if you wanna stay there. And they say “quick” too, so I guess it fills up fast. Like when they have a sale down at the Piggly Wiggly, you gotta get there early or all the good stuff’s gone.
I heard some folks callin’ it “Encore Resort at Reunion 7600.” Sounds all highfalutin to me, but it’s the same place, far as I can tell. They got “hotel reviews” too, whatever that is. Guess that’s where folks say if they liked it or not. If the beds were comfy, if the food was good, if the place was clean. Important stuff, ya know? Nothin’ worse than stayin’ somewhere with dirty sheets and lumpy pillows.
They keep talkin’ about “savn’ big” on your stay. Now, I like the sound of that. Who don’t like savin’ a little money? Specially when you got a big family to feed and clothe. Every penny counts, that’s what my mama always said.
And they talk about “comparin’ reviews.” That means lookin’ at what other folks said, seein’ if it’s worth the money. You don’t wanna just jump into somethin’ blind, do ya? Gotta be smart about these things. Like when you’re buyin’ a watermelon, you gotta thump it a little, make sure it’s ripe.
So, this Reunion Resort RR7600, sounds like a pretty good place for a big family get-together. Lots of room, close to that mouse fella, and maybe you can even save a little money. Just remember to book it quick, ’cause it sounds like it fills up fast. And read them reviews, see what other folks are sayin’. That’s the best way to make sure you ain’t gettin’ bamboozled.
Now, I ain’t been there myself, mind you. But from what I hear, it seems like a decent place for folks to spend some time together, make some memories. And that’s what’s important, ain’t it? Family and friends, that’s what really matters in this life.

Anyways, that’s all I gotta say about this Reunion Resort RR7600. Just a bunch of plain talk, the way I see it. You go on and do what you think is best. Me, I’m gonna go make myself a cup of tea and sit on the porch. All this talkin’s made me tired.