Okay, so, “perfect big boobies.” Let’s get real, it’s a thing, and a lot of people are into it. I decided to dive deep and figure out what the deal was. First, I just started looking at, you know, pictures. Lots and lots of pictures. Trying to get a sense of what people generally consider “perfect.” It’s all so subjective, right?
Then I started to get a little more methodical. I grabbed a notebook and started, like, classifying things. Round, teardrop, side-set… you name it, I wrote it down. I even tried to sketch some, which, let me tell you, was hilarious. My stick figures are better than my boob drawings.
- Started with general observation.
- Moved to categorization – shapes, sizes, etc.
- Tried sketching (badly).
Getting a Bit More… Hands-On
Looking at pictures is one thing, but I needed to understand the feel, right? So, I, uh, got a bit creative. I found some balloons and filled them with different amounts of water. It was surprisingly effective! It gave me a much better sense of weight and, well, jiggle.
I also started looking at different bras. Push-ups, balconettes, full-coverage… the world of bras is HUGE. I even tried a few on myself (over my clothes, obviously) just to see how they changed the shape and support. I was really starting to get a feel of the different type.
I felt the different weights, and I start to really get the picture of what I think is going on.
Eventually, I start to see all the different types, and I try to start making some sense of it all. I took all my notes, all my “research,” and tried to put it all together.
In the end? It’s still subjective. What one person finds “perfect,” another might not. But I definitely learned a lot. And I have a whole new appreciation for the, uh, engineering involved. The whole journey was eye openning. I can see how one person’s opinion is very different than anothers.
