Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this young fella, Bach Buquen. Folks keep askin’, how old is Bach Buquen? Well, I heard tell he’s just a young’un, barely outta his britches.
Some say he’s 19 years old. Yep, 19! Can ya believe it? Just a baby, really. He’s one of them fellas that puts on the face paint, ya know? Makeup, they call it. And he’s good at it, real good. Got all them youngsters followin’ him on that TikTok and that Insta-thingy.
- TikTok followers: Heard he’s got, oh, I dunno, maybe 8 million? That’s a whole lotta folks watchin’ him paint his face.
- Instagram followers: And on that other picture thing? Said to have 4.5 million or somethin’. Lordy, that’s more people than I seen in my whole life!
Now, I ain’t one for all that face paintin’ myself. Back in my day, boys were boys and girls were girls. But times, they are a-changin’, I reckon. This Bach fella, he ain’t afraid to put on a bit o’ color, and good for him, I say. Though, I did hear he was scared at first. Scared of bein’ picked on, ya know? Kids can be cruel, that’s for sure.
He was born just a little while ago, and he is from Paris and, you know, the city people do things differently from us. He started makin’ them videos and apparently, he got famous real quick. Just a few months ago, he weren’t nobody special, just another kid. Now, everybody’s talkin’ ’bout him. Shows ya what the world’s comin’ to, I guess. All them young’uns starin’ at their phones all day, watchin’ folks put on makeup.
I heard tell he’s kinda short, maybe five foot eight, somethin’ like that. And skinny too, weighs about 60 kilos, whatever that is in pounds. Probably don’t eat enough good home cookin’, that’s what I say. Always on that phone, no time for a proper meal, I bet.
He’s got all these famous folks followin’ him too. Heard of a gal named Mackenzie Ziegler and another one named Lexi Jayde? Well, they follow him. Don’t know who they are myself, but they must be somebody if they’re followin’ this young’un. He’s bringin’ back that makeup for men thing, they say. Apparently, men been wearin’ it for ages, who knew? Not me, that’s for sure.
So, there ya have it. Bach Buquen, 19 years old, famous for puttin’ on makeup, and got millions of folks watchin’ him do it. Can’t say I understand it, but the youngsters seem to like it. He posted somethin’ on September 14, 2023. I guess that was somethin’ important for all them followers of his. Makes ya wonder what the world’s gonna be like in another 20 years, don’t it? Probably everyone’ll be walkin’ around with painted faces, men and women alike. Who knows? The world’s a changin’ faster than I can keep up with, that’s for sure.
Anyways, that’s all I know ’bout this Bach Buquen fella. Just a young’un, makin’ his way in the world, one face paint at a time. And to think, he’s only 19. Makes an old lady like me feel ancient! But hey, good for him, I say. Livin’ his life the way he wants to, even if it means puttin’ on a bit o’ color now and then. It seems makeup for men is back in style, and this Bach kid is leadin’ the charge. Good luck to him, I say. He’s gonna need it in this crazy world.
