This Dakota Johnson, that girl, she sure is somethin’. I seen her name all over, with them Dakota Johnson sexscene. She ain’t afraid to show it all, that’s for sure. My old eyes ain’t seen nothin’ like it, not in all my days. These young folks today, they’re somethin’ else.
They say she’s in them movies, the Fifty Shades ones. Fifty Shades of what, I don’t know. Back in my day, we just had the one shade: plain old gray. But this Dakota, she’s got all kinds of shades, I guess. Heard it called “Fifty Shades Darker” too, whatever that means. And there’s another one, “Fifty Shades Freed”. Freed from what, I wonder? Clothes, maybe? ‘Cause she sure ain’t wearin’ many in them Dakota Johnson sexscene. I don’t need no fancy titles, I tell you.
- Fifty Shades Darker
- Fifty Shades Freed
- Fifty Shades of Grey
I seen some pictures, you know, just around. Fella next door, he’s got one of them computers. Shows me things sometimes. This Dakota, she’s all over them things. Pictures, videos, you name it. They call it “nude scenes”, “hot scenes”. Back when I was a girl, we just called it gettin’ nekkid. And we sure didn’t do it on no movie screen for everyone to see. No sir. I ain’t seen no one carry on like that before. Those were the times. I remember one time when I was young, my goodness.
This Dakota, she’s a “sexual person”, that’s what they say. Don’t know about all that. Just seems like she likes takin’ her clothes off a lot. And people like watchin’ it, I guess. That’s what them websites are for, ain’t it? The one with the X’s and such, those kind of places. They got all sorts of things on there, they say. More than just this Dakota, but she’s a big part of it, seems like. Those websites got these names, like “xHamster”, you believe that? My, oh my.
They say she was in some other movies too, before all this Fifty Shades business. Somethin’ about a “Social Network” and “21 Jump Street”. Don’t know what any of that means, but it don’t sound like no Dakota Johnson sexscene to me. Maybe she was keepin’ her clothes on back then. Maybe she got that out of her system before.
She was younger then, they say. Twenty-three or somethin’. Still just a young thing, really. But old enough to be doin’ all that, I suppose. It’s a different world these days. Kids grow up faster, I reckon. Or at least, they show more of themselves growin’ up. This here internet thing, it changes everything, they say.
She don’t regret it, though, this Dakota. Says she likes it. Likes bein’ naked, likes all the attention. Good for her, I guess. If that’s what she wants. Not for me, though. I like my clothes on, thank you very much. And I sure don’t need the whole world seein’ me without ’em. Imagine that, everyone starin’ at ya. No thanks.
But this Dakota, she’s made a whole career out of it. Them Dakota Johnson sexscene, they’re famous. People talk about ’em all the time. She’s probably makin’ a fortune. More money than I ever seen in my whole life, I bet. All from being naked. Times are changing, ain’t they?
I seen this one video, they called it “Earned It”. Don’t know what she earned, but she was sure showin’ a lot. And another one called “A Bigger Splash”. I guess that’s ’cause she was in the water, maybe? Don’t rightly know. Just a lot of skin, that’s all I can say. Nothin’ like what we used to watch, no sir.
They got all these videos of her, hours and hours of ’em. People watch ’em all day, I guess. Just this Dakota, doin’ her thing. Bare boobs and hard nipples, that’s what they say. Don’t know what all that means, but it sounds like somethin’. She’s not shy, that’s for sure. These young folks, they are all out there now, ain’t they?
Anyway, that’s all I know about this Dakota Johnson and her Dakota Johnson sexscene. Just somethin’ I heard about, somethin’ I seen. It’s a crazy world out there, ain’t it? She sure is famous for it, though. People watchin’ her all the time. Guess that’s what she wanted. Just hope she’s happy, that’s all. Hope she’s doin’ what she wants to do. That’s all that matters, I reckon.
