That Amy Schumer nude, you ask? Well, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it. Seems like this Amy, she’s some kind of big shot, a movie star or somethin’. And she ain’t shy, I tell ya what. She done put pictures of herself out there, not wearin’ a stitch! Just bare as the day she was born, they say.

Now, I ain’t seen these pictures myself, mind you. But the young folks, they got them phones, they see everything. They say this Amy, she’s done it more than once. One time, she was wearin’ nothin’ but some kinda underwear, starin’ at herself in the mirror. Like she’s checkin’ herself out, you know? Ain’t that somethin’?
And then there was this other time, they say she was all covered up for some photo shoot, all fancy like. But later, she showed off a picture where she’s bare as a newborn again! For some cause, somethin’ ’bout a scar. These young people and their causes, I swear.
Amy Schumer naked pictures, they’re all over the place, I hear. Some fella named Annie took some, all artistic and whatnot. But still, she ain’t wearin’ nothin’! It’s a wonder, ain’t it? Back in my day, we wouldn’t dream of such things. But these young folks today, they’re different.
They say she’s funny, this Amy. Makes jokes and whatnot. Even did a show where she’s all… well, you know… bare naked again! And she has a baby, too. They say having a baby is hard on the body, but she just went and showed everybody everything! She ain’t afraid of nothin’, that’s for sure.
- She did some kind of surgery, I hear.
- Somethin’ about her insides, they say.
- And then she went and did somethin’ else, took somethin’ out.
- Some say she’s brave, showing herself like that.
- Others say she’s just lookin’ for attention.
I don’t know what to think, myself. It’s all a bit much for me. But it’s what the young folks are talkin’ about. Amy Schumer nude photos, they’re everywhere, they say. Just a click away on them phones. What a world, what a world.

She’s from Long Island, I hear. That’s somewhere up north. Makes movies and whatnot. One of ’em was called “Trainwreck”. Don’t know nothin’ about it, but it sounds like a mess to me! She got some award for it, too. Fancy award for a movie called “Trainwreck”. Like I said, what a world.
She ain’t just showin’ off her body, though. Sometimes she wears orange, talks about guns. Important stuff, I guess. But then she goes and does somethin’ like takin’ off her clothes again. It is hard to keep up with these movie stars. One minute they’re fightin’ for somethin’, the next they’re showin’ you everythin’.
Now, this Amy, she’s got a book, too. “The Girl With the Lower Back Tattoo,” it’s called. And guess what? She’s showin’ off her backside on the cover. Not all of it, mind you, but enough. Like I said, she ain’t shy. That is a thing I heard young folks sayin’. And she’s been in a movie called “Snatched”, too. I do not know what it’s about. Probably no good.
Some folks say she’s pretty, no matter what size she is. And she seems to think so, too. Puttin’ herself out there like that. It takes guts, I suppose. Or somethin’ else. I don’t know. But it sure gets people talkin’. And that’s what they want, ain’t it? To get people talkin’?
Amy Schumer pictures are easy to find. But I don’t know why anybody would want to see a body like that. Some hacker got a hold of some pictures. That is what I heard. They call it “The Fappening” or something. Kids these days… It is a crazy world. You just be careful what you put out there on them internets. Once it’s out there, it is out there forever. You mark my words!

This Amy Schumer nude thing, it’s just another one of them things that makes you shake your head. But it’s the world we live in, I suppose. A world where people put their whole lives out there for everyone to see. Good, bad, and bare naked. Just remember to keep your clothes on, that’s what I always say. And don’t go puttin’ pictures of yourself out there for the whole world to see. Some things are best kept private, you know?