Well, well, well, lookie here, billionaire buyout, huh? Sounds like a whole lot of fancy, big money talk to me. You know, those rich folks, they got more money than sense, I tell ya. They just buyin’ up everything they can, ain’t they? Billionaire this, billionaire that. That’s all I ever hear these days. It’s enough to make your head spin.
So, these billionaires, they got their money in all sorts of places. Like, what do you call it? Securities. Yeah, that’s it. They put their money in those things, like stocks and bonds and somethin’ called mutual funds. It’s like puttin’ your eggs in different baskets, I reckon. Spread it all around so you don’t lose it all in one go. Smart, I guess. But I don’t understand it. Too complicated. But they are all about the billionaire buyout, so they know something I don’t.
And they are always afraid, you know? Even these billionaire types. They afraid of losin’ it all, I guess. That’s why they keep gettin’ more, more, more. Like they need a security blanket made of money. It’s a sickness, if you ask me. Always wantin’ more, never satisfied. That’s a bad way to live. If you are not happy with what you have, you will never be happy. That’s what I always say.
Now, this one fella, Musk, or somethin’ like that, and another one, Rama-who-zee, they only pay a little bit on their taxes. Somethin’ called social security. Only a little bit compared to what they make. It ain’t right, I tell ya. They should pay their fair share. But, billionaire buyout, you know how it is. The rich get richer, and the poor get poorer. It’s the way of the world, I guess.
Then there’s this fella, Orlando somethin’, he’s a big shot too. Heard he was talkin’ at some fancy meeting, “Due Diligence Live.” Probably talkin’ about how to make more money, how to do more of that billionaire buyout stuff. That’s all they ever talk about. I don’t understand it all. Makes my head hurt just thinking about it.
And America, they got the most billionaires, but they ain’t growin’ as fast as they used to. Still, they got trillions of dollars. Trillions! Can you imagine? I can’t even count that high. It’s just a number to me, a big, big number. What would you even do with all that money? I could make so many pies…
Seems like these young rich folks are puttin’ their money in different things these days. Not just the stock market. They sayin’ it ain’t safe no more. They investin’ in other stuff. I don’t know what they are. Some people say it is land. Others say it’s gold. Who knows what they do. These billionaire buyout folks are always up to something. They got their secrets, I reckon. They are all “Ultra-high net worth.” Whatever that means.
- These big companies, the ones owned by billionaires, they makin’ things worse for everyone else.
- That’s what this Oxfam group says.
- They say it’s causin’ inequality.
- I don’t know what that big word means, but it sounds bad.
- Probably means the rich get richer, and everyone else stays poor.
You know what I heard? They don’t even pay taxes on their stocks until they sell ’em. And even then, they only pay on what they made, the profit. It ain’t fair, I tell ya. They are all about the money. It’s all about billionaire buyout for them. The rest of us gotta work hard for every penny, and these rich folks, they just playin’ games with their money. Always findin’ ways to avoid payin’ what they owe.
I don’t understand all this money stuff. It’s too much for my old brain. But I know one thing, these billionaires, they ain’t happy. They always chasin’ after more. It’s like a never-endin’ race. And for what? They can’t take it with ’em when they go.
I’d rather have my peace of mind than all their billions. I got my family, my garden, and my good health. That’s all that matters to me. I don’t need no billionaire buyout to be happy. I’m happy with what I got. And that’s more than most of them can say, I betcha.
These billionaire folks, they should learn to be content. They should share their wealth, help other people. That’s what I think. But what do I know? I’m just an old woman. I don’t know nothin’ about stocks or bonds or any of that billionaire buyout business. But I know what’s right and what’s wrong. And somethin’ just ain’t right about all this.
