Alright, so listen up, y’all. This here “Agenda 47” thing, it’s like a big ol’ plan, a roadmap, you know? Like when you gotta go to the market, you make a list, so you don’t forget nothin’. Well, this is Trump’s list, if he gets to be the president again, number 47, that’s why they call it that, I reckon.
What’s in this Agenda 47, you ask? Well, it’s a whole bunch of stuff, like fixin’ the schools, makin’ gas cheaper, and stoppin’ folks from sneakin’ across the border. Sounds like a lot, huh? He’s got ideas for everything, like plantin’ those flyin’ cars in the sky – though I ain’t never seen one of those things flyin’ around here, sounds like a fairy tale to me – and gettin’ tough on them drug fellers.
- Schools and Kids: He wants to make the schools better, whatever that means. Maybe more books, maybe better teachers, maybe just get rid of all that new-fangled computer stuff. Kids these days spend too much time lookin’ at screens anyway. Back in my day, we learned with good ol’ books.
- Gas and Energy: Now, this is somethin’ everyone cares about. He says he can make gas cheaper. That’d be somethin’, fillin’ up the truck without emptyin’ the pocketbook. He talks about diggin’ for more oil, buildin’ more pipes, whatever it takes to get the juice flowin’ and cheap.
- Immigration: He’s got strong words on them comin’ across the border. Wants to build a wall, a big one, and send folks back home if they ain’t supposed to be here. Says it ain’t safe with all them folks sneakin’ in. He’s got some strong opinions, that’s for sure. He’s really worked up about this border thing and says he will do whatever it takes to stop those illegals.
- Drug Dealers: And lord, he don’t like them drug dealers one bit. Says he’s gonna be tough on ’em. Real tough. I reckon that means more jail time, maybe worse. He says no more Mr. Nice Guy, that’s for sure. He’s fed up with all those drugs ruin’ folks’ lives. I can’t say I don’t agree with him on that.
- Flying Cars and Such: He talks about flying cars, can you believe that? Like somethin’ out of a picture book. I ain’t holdin’ my breath on that one, but hey, maybe he knows somethin’ I don’t. Seems like a waste of money to me, money should be spent on more important things. But that’s just my opinion and I am just an old lady, what do I know.
Now, some folks are sayin’ this Agenda 47 is like another plan called “Project 2025”. But Trump, he says, “No sir, that ain’t my plan. This here is my own doin’.” He wants you to know it’s his ideas, his plan for day one if he gets back in that big White House.
He’s promised to start workin’ on this plan the very first day he gets back into office. I reckon he’s got a lot on his mind to do as soon as he gets into that big office. No time for rest for him, sounds like. He’s got a lot of things he wants to do and he ain’t gonna let nobody stop him. He wants to show that he’s a man of his word.
So, that’s the gist of it. Agenda 47, Trump’s big plan. Whether it’s good or bad, well, that’s for you to decide. But he’s laid it all out, plain as day, what he wants to do. He sure does like to talk. But that’s what politicians do ain’t it. But that’s for you young folks to figure out. I am just too old for all this political mumbo jumbo. Now I gotta go make dinner, those grandkids will be here soon and they hungry as wolves.
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