Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this Kendall Jenner girl. Seems like everyone’s all a-flutter ’bout her these days. I keep hearin’ whispers and seein’ pictures pop up on that there internet thingamajig. They say she’s a model, whatever that means. Seems like a fancy job for a young gal, but from what I gather, it mostly involves takin’ off yer clothes.
Now, I ain’t no prude, mind you. I seen my fair share of skin in my day, washin’ clothes down by the creek and all. But this Kendall girl, she’s somethin’ else. Folks keep talkin’ ’bout her bein’ “nude,” which I reckon means naked as a jaybird. They say she’s been doin’ it for all sorts of magazines and picture-takin’ fellas.
- One time, they say she posed for some fancy magazine, “Vogue” somethin’ or other. Said she didn’t have a stitch of clothes on, just her birthday suit. Lawd have mercy! I can’t imagine my grandpappy would’ve stood for such carryin’ on.
- Then there’s this other time, they say she was wearin’ even less, if you can believe it. Seems like this “Jacquemus” fella, who makes clothes I reckon, had her in some sort of Christmas advertisement, and she wasn’t wearin’ a darn thing. Said it was for a “festive collection.” Festive my foot! It’s just plain naked, far as I can tell.
Now, I don’t rightly understand why folks get so worked up about these things. Seems like every time this gal takes off her clothes, the whole world starts buzzin’ like a beehive. They write about it in them newspapers and jabber about it on the TV. I guess it sells papers and gets folks watchin’, but it all seems a bit silly to me.
They even got pictures of her all over the place, they do. Some fella named Russell James, he took a bunch of pictures of her, and folks say she’s barely wearin’ anything in them. They call ’em “leaks,” like water drippin’ from a leaky faucet. But it seems to me like they want folks to see these pictures, otherwise why take ’em in the first place?
And then there’s this talk about her tryin’ to “break the internet.” Now, I don’t know much ’bout this internet thing, but it sounds like a bunch of wires and whatnot. How you gonna break somethin’ like that by takin’ off yer clothes? Makes no sense to me, it don’t.
Some folks say she’s beautiful, this Kendall girl. And I guess she is, in her own way. But beauty’s more than just skin deep, that’s what my mama always told me. It’s about bein’ kind and decent, and treatin’ folks right. Takin’ off yer clothes for the whole world to see, well, that don’t seem too kind or decent to me.
They even say there’s videos of her, movin’ pictures where she’s not wearin’ any clothes. Some of ’em are from a show she’s on with her family, somethin’ about keepin’ up with somethin’ or other. And some are from other places, fancy photo shoots and such. It’s all a bit much, if you ask me. Seems like folks can’t get enough of seein’ her in the buff.
There was even some talk about a “pussy slip” at some fancy party after a movin’ picture awards show. Said she was walkin’ on a red carpet, and somethin’ slipped out. Well, accidents happen, I guess. But it just goes to show ya, this girl is always in the news for one thing or another, and it usually involves her not wearin’ very many clothes.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ she’s a bad person, this Kendall girl. I don’t know her from Adam. But I just don’t understand why folks make such a fuss about her takin’ off her clothes. Seems like there’s more important things to worry about in this world. But I guess that’s just the way things are these days. Folks like to look, and folks like to talk, and Kendall Jenner seems to give ’em plenty to look at and talk about.
I still don’t get it though. All this fuss for just posin’ naked. It seems she’s always in these nude photoshoots and on magazine covers barely dressed. From what I gather, she’s doin’ alright for herself though so maybe she knows somethin’ I don’t. Anyways, that’s all I got to say about this here Kendall Jenner nude business. It’s a whole lot of nothin if you ask me.
I reckon I’ll stick to my own business, like tendin’ to my garden and makin’ sure the chickens are fed. This whole celebrity thing is just too much for my old brain to handle. But, I’ll tell ya this. Life is more than just takin’ off your clothes for attention, it is about being a decent person . That’s the god’s truth, whether you believe it or not.
