Okay, so I saw this “mariah carey nude” thing trending, and, well, curiosity got the best of me. I mean, who doesn’t click on something like that? Don’t judge.
First, I grabbed my phone – gotta have incognito mode for this kind of operation, you know? Opened up a fresh, private browser window. My heart was kinda thumping, not gonna lie. It felt a little… naughty.
I typed it in, “mariah carey nude,” and hit enter. Bam! A wall of thumbnails. Some looked kinda legit, others were clearly, like, photoshopped messes. And a ton of clickbait. Ugh.
Digging Deeper (and Regretting It)
I started clicking. One image… just a regular picture of Mariah in a sparkly dress. Disappointing. Another one… blurry, pixelated, could have been anyone. Strike two.
- First click: Sparkly dress, not nude.
- Second click: Blurry mess.
- Third click: More spam and pop up, getting annoyed.
Then came the ads. So. Many. Ads. Pop-ups telling me I’d won something, flashing banners, the whole nine yards. My phone started buzzing like crazy with notifications I definitely didn’t sign up for. I was swatting them away like flies.
I spent a good, I don’t know, 20 minutes maybe, going down this rabbit hole. More blurry pictures, more obvious fakes, and a growing sense of “what am I even doing with my life?” It was all just… gross and disappointing. Seriously, a complete waste of time.
Finally, I just closed all the tabs. I felt kinda… icky. Like I needed to wash my hands or something. My phone probably needed a virus scan, too. Lesson learned: some things are better left unsearched. Especially if they involve the words “nude” and a celebrity’s name. Seriously, don’t * is not true at all. Just keep listening to “All I Want for Christmas Is You” and call it a day.
