Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout this JLo and Ben Affleck thing. Heard all about it from my niece, she’s always glued to that phone of hers. JLo and Ben Affleck, back together again, can ya believe it? Like them old-timey movies, ya know? They were a thing way back when, then poof, gone. Now, they’re hitched, married, tied the knot. Fancy, I tell ya, fancy.
So, this wedding, it weren’t no small potatoes affair. My niece said it was a big to-do, lots of famous folks. A “star-studded guest list,” she called it. Sounded like a real circus to me. Apparently, some actress from that land down under, where them kangaroos hop around, she was there too. Don’t know her name, though, can’t keep track of all these young’uns.
- Wedding dresses? Three of ’em! Three! Who needs three wedding dresses?
- My niece showed me pictures, JLo looked real purdy, I gotta say.
- But three? That’s just wasteful if you ask me. Coulda fed a whole village with the money spent on them dresses, I betcha.
They got married in Georgia, I think. Down south somewhere, hot and sticky, probably. My niece said it was supposed to be in August, around the 19th to the 21st. Late summer wedding, she called it. Hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk, I reckon. But I guess rich folks, they don’t sweat like us regular folk.
Now, this whole thing, it got me thinkin’. Love, it’s a funny thing, ain’t it? Comes and goes like the seasons. One minute you’re all lovey-dovey, next minute you’re throwin’ pots and pans. These two, JLo and Ben, they went their separate ways, found other folks, had kids, the whole shebang. And now, boom, back together. It’s like a soap opera, I tell ya. Second chance at love, that’s what they call it, I think.
Makes ya wonder, though, if it’ll last this time. Marriage ain’t easy, no sirree. It’s hard work, lots of give and take. You gotta be patient, gotta be understanding. And when you’re rich and famous like them, I bet it’s even harder. Everyone’s watchin’ ya, waitin’ for ya to mess up. Pressure, pressure, pressure. That’s what my niece says, anyway.
But hey, maybe they figured it out this time. Maybe they’re older and wiser now. Maybe they learned from their mistakes. I hope so, for their sake. Love’s a precious thing, ya know, even for them Hollywood types. They’re just people, after all, just like us. They eat, they sleep, they poop, just like everyone else. Don’t let all that fancy stuff fool ya.
So yeah, that’s the lowdown on JLo and Ben. Married again, big fancy wedding, lots of hoopla. Wish ’em luck, I do. ‘Cause lord knows, they’re gonna need it. Marriage is a battlefield, my old man used to say. And he was right, God rest his soul. He was right about a lot of things, that man.
And that Aussie actress, well, I still don’t know her name. But hey, good for her, gettin’ invited to such a fancy shindig. Maybe she caught the bouquet. Maybe she’ll find her own Ben Affleck someday, who knows? Life’s full of surprises, that’s for sure. You never know what tomorrow will bring. Just gotta keep on keepin’ on, that’s what I say.
Anyway, that’s all I got on this JLo and Ben thing. My niece is callin’ me for supper now. Gotta go, gotta eat. Can’t be gossipin’ all day on an empty stomach, can I? Hope I told it good enough for ya. It ain’t easy rememberin’ all this stuff, especially at my age. But hey, I do my best. Gotta keep the brain workin’, ya know, or it’ll turn to mush.
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