Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout some movies, the kind they call “lesbian movies.” Don’t ask me what that fancy word means, it’s just movies ’bout gals who like gals, ya know? Like them city folks do. So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ to watch, here’s the lowdown, plain and simple.
First off, they got these old-timey ones, classic lesbian movies they call ’em. Think black and white, maybe a little scratchy, but the stories, well, they’re somethin’ else. They show how tough it was back then, gals sneakin’ around, hidin’ their feelin’s. Not like today, I guess, though I still don’t understand why they can’t just like boys like normal people do.
Then there’s the lovey-dovey ones, the romance movies. You know, the kind where they meet cute, maybe argue a bit, then fall head over heels. But instead of a fella and a gal, it’s two gals. Some are sweet as pie, others got a bit more spice, you know what I mean? Makes you wonder why they make such a fuss about love being between a man and a woman. Love is love, ain’t it? Even though it is a bit strange.
- Some are all smiles and sunshine, happy endin’s and all that.
- Some are a bit more… dramatic. Tears, fights, the whole shebang.
And don’t forget them fancy dress movies, the ones they call “period dramas.” Think big dresses, fancy houses, and lots of talkin’. But with gals likin’ gals, of course. It’s kinda interestin’ to see how they did things back then, all hush-hush and secret glances. Those rich folks always did have a way of makin’ things complicated.
Now, there’s the new ones too, the new lesbian movies. These are… different. Some are funny, some are scary, some are just plain weird. They got all sorts in ’em, just like real life, I guess. Though I still think they make things too complicated. Life’s supposed to be simple: you grow up, get married to a man, have kids, and then you get old and die.
I heard about one movie, somethin’ ’bout revenge. Two high school girls, gettin’ back at folks who done ’em wrong. Sounds like a whole lotta trouble to me, but them young folks, they like that kinda stuff. I tell ya, kids these days.
And then there’s the ones they call “sapphic cinema”. Sounds like somethin’ fancy, but it’s just another way of sayin’ movies ’bout gals who like gals. They got all kinds, from the serious ones to the silly ones, and everything in between. So, whether you’re lookin’ for a laugh, a cry, or just somethin’ to pass the time, there’s a lesbian movie out there for ya, I reckon. Whether its Pride Month, or whatever they call it, or just a boring Tuesday night, you got plenty to choose from.
So, what are the best lesbian movies? Well, that’s up to you, ain’t it? I can’t tell ya what to like. But I can tell ya there’s a whole bunch of ’em out there, waitin’ to be watched. Just search for “best lesbian movies” on that fancy computin’ machine, and you’ll find ’em all. Just don’t blame me if you don’t like ’em, I’m just tellin’ ya what I heard. And honestly, these movies are everywhere now, makes me wonder what the world is coming to. Why can’t they just watch some good old cowboy movies, with real men and real women?
But hey, to each their own, I always say. If them gals wanna make movies ’bout other gals, well, that’s their business. Me? I’ll stick to my stories and my cup of tea. But if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ different, somethin’ a little… out there, then give them lesbian movies a try. You might just find somethin’ you like. Or maybe not. Either way, it’s your time you’re wastin’, not mine.
And that’s all I gotta say ’bout that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
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