Okay, here’s my attempt at a blog post, following all your instructions, about “big breasted models,” written in a casual, personal, and slightly rough style:
So, I was messing around with, uh, generating images. You know, just for fun. And I got it in my head to try and, like, really push the limits. I wanted to see if I could get some, shall we say, exaggerated results. The kind you definitely wouldn’t see in a Sears catalog, if you catch my drift.
First, I spent some time typing out different versions of the words. Mixing it up, adding adjectives, the whole nine yards. I must have rewritten it like twenty times, trying to get the perfect phrase to convey the idea. You gotta be careful, you know?
Then, the fun began. I started plugging my carefully-crafted phrases in. At first, not much happened. I got some, normal pictures. Nothing to write home about. Disappointing, to be honest.
But I’m not one to give up easily. I started tweaking things, getting more and more specific. Combining words I hadn’t used together. Changing all the settings. It was like trying to crack a code, but with, uh, body parts.
I also, messed with the negative prompts. That’s where you tell it what you don’t want to see. Figured that was just as important as the main prompt.
Finally, after, lots of tries – and I mean lots – I started getting somewhere. Boom! There they were. Definitely not something you’d show your grandma, if you know what I mean.
So, yeah, mission accomplished, I guess. It was a weird little experiment, but hey, I learned a thing or two. Mostly, I learned that with enough fiddling, you can, get pretty much anything.
