Okay, so, let me tell you about this crazy thing I did. I decided to recreate some of Bella Hadid’s most, um, “revealing” moments. You know, those photos where she’s basically wearing nothing but air and confidence? Yeah, those ones.

First, I scoured the internet, looking for all of Bella’s nakedest photos. I found a ton! There were those where she’s fresh out of the shower, all wet and glistening. Then there were the ones from fashion week, where she’s wearing dresses that are more “concept” than clothing. And of course, I found her selfies, where she’s just chilling at home in her birthday suit.
I picked out a few of my favorites, the ones I thought I could maybe, possibly recreate. Let me tell you, it was a challenge.
- First off, I don’t exactly have Bella Hadid’s body. Not even close. But hey, body positivity, right?
- Second, I don’t have a professional photographer on call. Or a stylist. Or a makeup artist. It was just me, my iPhone, and a whole lot of awkward poses in front of my bathroom mirror.
- I tried to copy the poses as best as I could. I arched my back, pouted my lips, and tried to look all sultry and mysterious. I mostly just ended up looking like I was in pain.
The “Shower Selfie”
This one was surprisingly difficult. Getting the water droplets to look just right was a nightmare. And let me tell you, holding a phone at arm’s length while trying not to drop it in the shower is a workout in itself. I ended up with a few blurry, water-damaged shots that were more funny than sexy.
The “Runway Look”
For this one, I tried to recreate that dress that was literally sprayed onto Bella at Paris Fashion Week. I didn’t have any spray-on fabric, so I improvised with some cling film and a whole lot of hope. Let’s just say it didn’t quite have the same effect. I mostly just looked like I’d lost a fight with a roll of plastic wrap. And taking that thing off was another challenge.
The “At-Home” Shoot
This was probably the easiest one, but also the most nerve-wracking. I put on my highest heels, grabbed a handbag, and posed in front of my full-length mirror. It felt weirdly empowering, but also incredibly awkward. I definitely don’t have Bella’s natural grace. I kept bumping into things and nearly falling over. My neighbors probably think I’m insane now.

In the end, my photos were nowhere near as glamorous or polished as Bella’s. But I had a lot of fun doing it, and it definitely pushed me out of my comfort zone. It’s amazing how confident Bella is in her own skin. I definitely admire that. Would I do it again? Maybe. If I ever get a professional photographer and a whole lot of liquid courage, that is.
So, yeah, that’s the story of how I tried to be naked like Bella Hadid. It was a wild ride, and I’m still not sure how I feel about the photos, but hey, at least I have a good story to tell, right?