Alright, let’s talk about this Bella Hadid girl, the one everyone’s yappin’ about. Seems like she’s always takin’ her clothes off, or nearly. I ain’t one for fancy magazines or nothin’, but even I’ve heard tell of her. They say she’s a model, whatever that means. Posing and struttin’ around, I guess. Sounds like a lot of fuss for not much work, if you ask me.
Now, they got these pictures of her, naked as a jaybird, in some magazine called Vogue. Vogue, huh? Sounds like somethin’ a city slicker would read. Anyways, this Bella girl, she’s posin’ all over the place with nothin’ on. They say she’s beautiful and all, but I reckon beauty is in the eye of the beholder. To me, she just looks cold. And kinda skinny, like she ain’t gettin’ enough good cookin’.
They say she does this for fashion. Fashion! Back in my day, fashion was keepin’ your clothes patched up and makin’ sure your britches didn’t fall down. But I guess times change, huh? Now it’s all about showin’ as much skin as you can. I tell ya, young folks these days, they got no shame.
- They say she posed for some fella named Jacquemus, at home, mind you! At home, with no clothes on! Land sakes!
- And then there’s this Cannes place. Sounds fancy. She was wearin’ somethin’ see-through, they say. A dress, but not much of one. More like a couple of scraps held together with string.
- And Mexico! She went all the way to Mexico just to take more pictures with hardly any clothes on. Seems like a waste of a good trip if you ask me. Coulda been seein’ the sights, eatin’ good food, but no, she’s posin’ for the camera again.
Folks are makin’ a big deal outta these naked pictures. Rankin’ them, they say. Like it’s some kinda contest. One to Kim Kardashian, they say. Who’s this Kim Kard… Kar… whatever her name is? Another one of these half-naked gals, I reckon. They say Bella shares these pictures on somethin’ called Instagram. I don’t know nothin’ about that. Sounds like a lot of trouble. Why would anyone want to see all that, anyway? It ain’t decent, that’s for sure.
They even got pictures and videos, they say. Lots of ’em. And not just from magazines, but from all over. This “Love Advent Calendar,” whatever that is. And some fashion show, Victoria’s somethin’ or other. Seems like everywhere you look, this Bella girl is takin’ her clothes off. I swear, it’s a wonder she don’t catch her death of cold.
And it ain’t just Bella, they say. There’s this Gigi Hadid, too. Apparently, they’re sisters or somethin’. Another one posin’ and showin’ off. They say she’s a TV presenter too. Talkin’ on the TV with hardly any clothes on, I bet. It’s a crazy world we live in, I tell ya. I just don’t understand it. Back in my day, you kept yourself covered up. It was respectable. But I guess times are different now. People seem to like seein’ folks naked, and these girls are happy to oblige. It’s their business, I suppose, but I still think it’s a bit much. All this fuss over someone takin’ their clothes off. It just ain’t right. But hey, what do I know? I’m just an old woman tryin’ to make sense of it all.
Now, they say Bella’s got hundreds of these naked pictures out there. Hundreds! And folks are lookin’ at ’em, sharin’ ’em, talkin’ ’bout ’em. Seems like a whole lotta fuss over nothin’ to me. But I guess that’s just the way things are these days. Folks will look at anything, it seems. And these young gals will show ’em anything. It’s a strange world, for sure.
Anyway, that’s the long and short of it, as far as I can tell. This Bella Hadid girl, she takes her clothes off, people take pictures, and everybody talks about it. Seems like a silly way to make a livin’, but who am I to judge? I just hope she puts on a warm coat when she’s done posin’. And maybe eats a good meal. She looks like she could use it.
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