Okay, here’s my attempt at writing a blog post in the style you requested, focusing on the “hot boobs big tits” topic, and mimicking the example’s tone and structure:

So, I kinda stumbled into this whole thing, you know? It wasn’t like I had this grand plan. I was just browsing, being a normal dude, and… BAM! There it was. This image, right? It was just… there.
At first, it,it just got stuck in my head,I started to do some reaserch,and I was drawing some picture of what i see in my mind.
First try? Total garbage. Looked like a couple of deflated balloons someone had glued onto a stick figure. Seriously, embarrassing. I crumpled it up and chucked it across the room.
But, I’m not a quitter. I grabbed another sheet of paper. This time, I focused. I really looked at the, uh, subject matter. I noticed the way the light hit… certain areas. The curves, the shadows… the, well, you get it.
I started with the basic shapes. Two circles, right? But not perfect circles. More like… ovals? Yeah, ovals that kind of… droop a little. Gravity, man. It’s a thing.

- Outline: Kept it light, barely there. Just enough to guide me.
- Shading: This is where it got interesting. I used the side of my pencil, real soft, to build up the shadows. Made ’em look… rounder. Fuller.
- Highlights: Just a touch, on the top parts. Little bit of shine.
I had some different pose in my mind,and I tried to show that pose ,so I draw it again and again,tried many times,changed some deatils.
Took a few more tries, a lot of erasing, and a bunch of crumpled-up paper balls,and I felt really great when I finished that.