My Total Experiment with Boscia Pore Pudding
Alright, so here’s the deal. I kept seeing TikToks screaming about this weird green goo called Boscia Pore Pudding. People yelled “IT SUCKS OUT DIRT LIKE MAGIC!” and my oily nose got curious as heck. I broke down and bought a jar last month.
First try was a mess, seriously. I washed my face like normal, dried it, then glopped this thick green pudding all over my nose and chin. Smelled kinda minty, felt cold and tingly. Instructions said wait 10 minutes. I watched the clock like a hawk. Felt tight, real tight. Washing it off? That part got messy. Water turned it into slippery snot, sliding all over my sink. But when I dried my face? Okay wow. Skin felt super smooth, like polished stone. And my pores? Looked smaller and cleaner, like they took a tiny little vacation. I poked my nose in the mirror for like five straight minutes.
- Week one: Used it twice, same thing happened. Tight while drying, messy cleanup, but dang that smooth feeling.
- Week two: My stupid blackheads? Started looking weaker, like they gave up fighting.
- Week three: Skin wasn’t getting as oily by lunchtime anymore. Real game-changer for my forehead shine.
Got curious why this slime actually works. Read up. Turns out that “pudding” texture is clay-based – like bentonite. That stuff’s famous for soaking up oil and garbage stuck in pores like a sponge. Plus, it has little chemical exfoliators (scientists call ’em AHAs/BHAs) that dissolve dead skin gunk. No magic, just stuff grabbing and dissolving the crud I hate. Skin pros actually back this combo for oily, clogged skin. Feels good knowing it’s not just hype.
Would I buy it again? Heck yes. It’s messy and smells like plants, but seeing my pores actually chill out? Worth the sticky sink every time. My bottle’s half empty already.
Why trust my dumb experiment? Because last year, my cousin straight-up told me my nose looked “crusty” at Thanksgiving dinner. Hurt my feelings, man. Now? She asked me for skincare advice. Suck on that, Karen.
