Well now, let me tell you somethin’ ’bout this Doutzen Kroes gal. Folks keep jabberin’ on about her, so I figured I’d poke around a bit and see what all the fuss is about. Seems like she’s one of them model types, you know, the kind that struts around in fancy clothes. But that ain’t what most folks are lookin’ at, no siree.
They’re all a-twitter about her “naked” pictures. Now, I ain’t one for lookin’ at such things, mind you. But the way folks talk, it’s like she’s barer than a newborn babe in a whole heap of pictures. They say these pictures got “leaked” online. Sounds like somebody spilled the beans, or rather, spilled the clothes, if you catch my drift.
- They say she’s from the Netherlands, wherever that is. Sounds foreign.
- And she used to work for somethin’ called “Victoria’s Secret.” Don’t ask me what secrets they got, probably just fancy lady stuff.
- People keep sayin’ she’s “perfect.” Well, nobody’s perfect, not even the preacher’s wife. But I guess they mean she’s pretty to look at.
They got all sorts of words for these pictures, too. “Nude,” “naked,” “topless,” “ass,” “pussy” – land sakes, the language these young folks use! It’s enough to make a grandma blush. But from what I gather, it means she ain’t wearin’ much, if anythin’ at all.
And it ain’t just one or two pictures, neither. They talk about “galleries” and “collections” like she’s been posin’ naked her whole life. They say some of these pictures come from somethin’ called “Onlyfans” and “Patreon.” Sounds like places where folks pay to see things they probably shouldn’t. And then there’s this “Fappening” thing. Sounds scandalous to me, like a bunch of folks peekin’ where they ain’t supposed to. Like lookin’ through the keyhole at the neighbor’s house, only this time the whole world is lookin’.
Now, they mention her bein’ an “angel” for this Victoria’s Secret place. Angels ain’t supposed to be naked, are they? Seems a bit contradictory to me. But I guess that’s what sells these days. Sex sells, that’s what they always say, though I never quite understood what they meant by it. I always thought good tomatoes sold better than bad ones, nothin’ to do with how dressed they were.
They also talk about her age and height, like it matters when you ain’t got no clothes on. They say she’s 29 and 5 foot 9. Tall gal, I reckon. Probably towers over me like a beanpole. But height don’t matter when everyone’s focused on… well, you know.
They say these pictures are all over the internet. That internet thing is a whole other mystery to me. It’s like a big ol’ town square where everyone can gossip and share secrets, only you can’t see nobody’s face. And they update it every day, they say. “Daily updates,” they call it. Seems like there’s always somethin’ new to gawk at, and this Doutzen gal is the flavor of the month, or maybe the flavor of the year, who knows?
Anyway, that’s the gist of it. Folks are lookin’ at Doutzen Kroes’s naked pictures, and they got a whole lot to say about it. Me? I’d rather spend my time watchin’ the chickens peck in the yard. At least they got the decency to keep their feathers on. But hey, to each their own, I always say. The world’s a funny place, and folks will find anythin’ to get themselves worked up about, even a naked Dutch gal.
Just remember, what you see online ain’t always the whole story. There’s more to a person than just their skin, or lack thereof. But that’s somethin’ these young folks gotta learn for themselves, I reckon.
Tags: Doutzen Kroes, Naked, Nude, Leaked, Photos, Model, Victoria Secret, Leaked Photos, Fappening
