That Sezane tote, I tell you, it’s a real head-scratcher. I ordered some stuff, and they said I’d get a tote bag. Well, the stuff came, but no tote. What gives? I ain’t received it yet, and it’s been a good while.
I saw all them fancy ladies in the city with their Sezane totes. Figured I’d get me one too. They look so nice, carrying all their things. I wanted one for my knitting, you know? Plenty of room for yarn and them needles.
No Sezane Tote in My Mail
I waited and waited. The mailman, he comes every day, bless his heart. I always watch for him. He knows me, always waves. But he ain’t never brought me that Sezane tote. Just bills and junk mail, mostly. I thought maybe it was gonna come separate. But nothing.
They said 20 days, maybe more. That’s a long time, ain’t it? And where does it come from? France! Can you believe it? That’s a long ways away! And they said I should check them Sezane stores, but I ain’t got no Sezane stores around here. What am I gonna do?
Why No Tote, Sezane?
- I ordered the stuff, like they said.
- They said I’d get a tote.
- The stuff came, but no tote!
- It’s been a long time now.
- I really wanted that tote!
I seen those other bags, them Justine basket bags. Those are nice too, I guess. But I wanted that canvas Sezane tote. It’s strong, you know? Good for carrying things. I could put my groceries in it. Maybe even some firewood if I needed to.
Maybe my email ain’t workin’ right. Sometimes it does that, you know? Gets all quiet. Then I gotta bother my grandson to fix it. He’s good with them computers. Maybe Sezane tried to tell me somethin’ about my tote, and I just ain’t seen it.
Still Waiting on That Sezane Tote
I even tried to do that thing online, that “My Account” thing. But it’s all so confusing. Lots of buttons and words I don’t know. “Declare a return” it says. What am I returning? I ain’t got nothin’ to return! I just want my Sezane tote!
That Sezane, it’s a popular thing, I guess. Everyone’s got those bags. I see ’em all over, when I go into town. Makes me a little mad, to be honest. Why them and not me? I ordered it fair and square.
Maybe the mailman lost it? Or maybe them Sezane folks forgot about me? Maybe they ran out of totes? I don’t know. But it ain’t right. A promise is a promise, right? They said I’d get a tote, so where is it?
Sezane Tote Bag: A Mystery
I guess I’ll just keep waiting. Maybe one day that Sezane tote will show up. Maybe it’s on a slow boat from France. Or maybe it’s lost in the mail somewhere. Who knows.
I just wanted somethin’ nice for myself. A little treat. That Sezane tote looked like just the thing. Strong and pretty, all at the same time. Just like me.
It’s a mystery, that’s for sure. Why am I not receiving Sezane tote? I wish they’d tell me. It ain’t right to keep an old lady waiting like this. I just want my tote, that’s all. Is that too much to ask?
Maybe I’ll ask my grandson to help me again. He can probably figure out that website. Maybe he can find out what happened to my Sezane tote. He’s a good boy.
But still, it ain’t right. They should just send me my tote. It’s the principle of the thing, you know? I ordered, I paid, I should get what I was promised. That’s just how it should be. And that Sezane tote, it ain’t just a bag, it’s a promise. And I ain’t gonna forget about it.
