So I was scrolling through Instagram yesterday and saw Kim Kardashian wearing this insane black dress, right? Thought to myself, gotta do a post about her best black dress looks for my followers. Grabbed my laptop, fired up Google Images, started digging through her style archives.
First thing I did was list out all her iconic black dress moments since like 2018. Wrote ’em down in my notes app: Met Gala wet look, Balenciaga skeleton thingy, that skintight latex number from Paris Fashion Week. Took me two full hours just to sort through Getty Images and paparazzi shots.
Then I hit a major roadblock – my damn Wi-Fi cut out completely. Called my internet provider, waited on hold for 45 minutes listening to shitty elevator music. Finally got some dude named Dave who told me they’d accidentally disconnected my line when installing service for my neighbor. Seriously?
Total nightmare trying to fix it:
- Had to drive 45 minutes to the nearest service center
- Waited in line behind six angry boomers yelling about their cable packages
- Found out my account was marked “delinquent” cause they never processed last month’s payment
- Argued with three different managers to prove I’d paid
By the time I got home and rebooted everything, it was midnight and I was exhausted. Woke up this morning realizing my whole draft got deleted during the chaos. Totally starting from scratch now.
Got coffee, sat back down and made my final picks based on what actually works for normal people. Forget runway madness – focused on styles you can actually wear without a celebrity stylist team:
- That simple off-shoulder sheath from her Skims campaign
- Long-sleeve mock neck midi with the thigh slit
- Bodycon spaghetti strap one she wears with heels
Took screenshots, wrote quick styling tips for each, and bam – finally hit publish after all that hassle. Moral of the story? Never trust Comcast to have their shit together when you’re on deadline.
