Alright, let’s gab a bit about them movie fellas, the ones all the young’uns are swoonin’ over. You know, the hot actors. Don’t rightly know why they call ’em “hot,” maybe ’cause they make your heart beat like a hummingbird’s wings, or maybe just ’cause they look all sweaty on that big screen.
Anyways, first one that pops into my head is that fella, Dwayne Johnson. Folks call him “The Rock,” like a big ol’ stone, I reckon. He’s built like a brick outhouse, that one. Muscles on muscles. Seen him in a few pictures, always playin’ the tough guy, smashin’ things and savin’ the day. He’s got that smile though, kinda makes you think he’s a big teddy bear underneath all that muscle.
- He’s strong
- He’s got a nice smile
- He plays tough guys
Then there’s that Robert Downey Jr. fella. Heard he lives in some big city, Manhattan, they call it. Always playin’ that fancy Iron Man fella. Smart as a whip, that character, and always got a quick joke ready. Downey Jr. himself, well, he’s got a bit of a twinkle in his eye, like he knows somethin’ you don’t. He’s been around a while, that’s for sure, but he still got that charm. He sure is a popular actor.
Now, the young girls, they all go crazy for that Taylor Lautner boy. He’s one of them famous actors, alright. Seen him in them vampire movies, where he turns into a big wolf. He’s a handsome young fella, all muscles and big teeth. Don’t rightly know much about his acting, but he sure is easy on the eyes. He’s one of them fellas that makes you think, “Oh, he coulda been a farm boy, strong like that.” But I reckon Hollywood suits him just fine.
Speaking of handsome, I heard some folks talkin’ about a list, somethin’ called the “Golden Ratio.” Said it measures how good-lookin’ a fella is. Don’t ask me how it works, sounds like hogwash to me. But they said some fella named Aaron Taylor-Johnson was at the top. Never heard of him, myself. Then there was this Lucien Laviscount, and Paul Mescal, and that fella from them vampire movies, Robert Pattinson. They say he’s real handsome, that one. George Clooney was on there too, now he’s a fella I know. Always been a looker, that Clooney. He’s getting on in years, but still got that silver fox thing goin’ on. He’s a classic actor for sure.
Then there’s a whole bunch of others, names I can’t rightly remember. But they all got one thing in common: they’re good-looking and they know how to act, or at least pretend real good. They make you laugh, they make you cry, they make you forget about your troubles for a little while. And that’s worth somethin’, I reckon. They work hard for their money, them movie stars, even if it seems like they’re just playin’ make-believe. It ain’t easy standin’ in front of them cameras all day, pretendin’ to be someone else. And the travelin’! Always flyin’ here and there, never gettin’ a good night’s sleep in their own bed, I bet. It’s a tough life, even if it looks fancy from the outside.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about them hot actors. They’re a sight to behold, that’s for sure. And they keep us entertained, which is more than you can say for some folks. So, next time you see one of them on that big screen, remember they’re just folks, just like you and me, only maybe a little bit better lookin’ and a whole lot richer. And that, as they say, is that. They sure are talented actors and I hope they keep makin’ them pictures for us to enjoy.
One more thing, I heard that Nicholas Hoult fella is considered one of the best actors around. Good for him, I say. And that Jack Lowden fella, too. Seems like there’s always new faces poppin’ up, and that’s a good thing, keeps things interestin’. Keeps the young’uns happy, and that makes the world a little bit brighter, don’t it?
So there you have it, my thoughts on them hot actors. Not much, I know, but it’s honest. And that’s more than you can say for some folks in this world.
