That Lady Gaga, she’s somethin’ else, ain’t she? I seen her on the TV, and Lord have mercy, that girl’s got some strange ways. I heard tell she got vomit all over her at some show. Now, I ain’t one to judge, but that just ain’t right. You hear about these things, and you just shake your head.
They say it was at this big music thing, South by Southwest, or somethin’ like that. A whole bunch of folks gather ’round to hear music and carry on. And Lady Gaga, she was there, doin’ her thing, wearin’ who knows what. I reckon she likes to shock people, that one.
Well, this time, she had some other gal with her, a Millie Brown, I believe they called her. Now, this Millie, she’s what they call a “performance artist.” Don’t ask me what that means. Sounds like a fancy way of sayin’ she does strange things for attention.
So, this Millie, she’s up there with Lady Gaga, and what do you think she does? She starts vomiting. Right there on stage! And not just a little bit, mind you. They say it was all different colors, like a rainbow gone bad. Goodness gracious, can you imagine? I hear that she drinks colored milk to make it like that. Sounds pretty nasty to me.
And it wasn’t just a little bit. This went on a while! Like it was part of the show. These young folks today, they call anything art. Back in my day, we’d call that just plain nasty. Some woman vomiting is not a good show to me.
- Lady Gaga
- Vomit
- South by Southwest
- Millie Brown
- Performance artist
Now, Lady Gaga, she didn’t seem to mind none. She just kept on singin’ and dancin’, like it was the most natural thing in the world. I guess when you’re famous, you can get away with anythin’. They say she was all covered in it. Vomit, just drippin’ off her. I can’t even imagine. I’d have run off that stage screamin’, I tell ya.
And the crowd, they were cheerin’ and hollerin’. Like they loved it! I swear, the world’s gone mad. Back in my day, if someone got sick on stage, we’d be worried about ’em. We’d get ’em some water, maybe a cool cloth. Not Lady Gaga and these people. They just like the vomit show!
They say this ain’t the first time Lady Gaga‘s done somethin’ like this. She’s always pushin’ the boundaries, they say. Well, I reckon she pushed ’em right over the edge this time. Vomiting on stage, that’s just too much. I mean, I’ve seen some things in my time, but that takes the cake. That is just plain crazy!
I remember one time, I went to the county fair, and they had a pie-eatin’ contest. Now that was a sight to see. But even that wasn’t as messy as this Lady Gaga vomit thing. And at least with the pie, it was somethin’ good goin’ down. Not like that colored vomit, no sir.
They say Lady Gaga did it all for “art.” Well, if that’s art, then I don’t want nothin’ to do with it. Give me a good old-fashioned sing-along any day. Or a nice quiltin’ bee. That’s what I call art. Somethin’ beautiful, somethin’ that makes you feel good. Not somethin’ that makes you wanna run for the nearest bucket, like seeing a woman vomiting on purpose.
I heard some folks were mad about it. Said it was disrespectful and just plain gross. I can’t say I blame ’em. There’s a time and a place for everythin’, and I don’t think a concert is the time or place for vomiting. It’s like she just do anything to get the people talking. I just don’t get it.
And this Millie Brown, the vomiting lady, she’s probably gettin’ famous now, too. Just for throwin’ up on Lady Gaga. What a world we live in. It’s all backwards, I tell ya. You just don’t see that kind of thing everyday. I hope I never see anything like that again. It ain’t right, no matter how you slice it.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about that Lady Gaga and the vomit. It’s a story for the ages, I suppose. One that folks will be talkin’ about for years to come. Just goes to show, you never know what you’re gonna see these days. And sometimes, it’s best not to look too closely. It makes you lose your faith in humanity when people think seeing vomit is a show. I hope that Lady Gaga thinks about what she is doing. She’s got a lot of people looking up to her. She don’t need to be teaching them that vomit is okay like that.
