Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this Salma Hayek thing, the one everyone’s yappin’ about. Seems like this woman, Salma, she’s been showin’ off some skin. Now, I ain’t no spring chicken, and I seen my fair share of things, but this here Salma, she’s somethin’ else.
They sayin’ she’s puttin’ up these “nude pics” all over the internet. I don’t rightly know what that “internet” thing is, but it sounds like a whole lotta fuss to me. Folks are sayin’ she’s lookin’ good for her age, I guess that’s what they call “57 years young.” I reckon that’s a whole lotta livin’, ain’t it?
Now, some folks are gettin’ all hot and bothered ’bout it, sayin’ she shouldn’t be doin’ that. But I say, if she wants to take her clothes off, that’s her business. Ain’t hurtin’ nobody, is she? Long as she ain’t runnin’ around naked in the street, I don’t see the problem.
These pictures, they call ’em “throwback photos” and “tasteful nudes”. Sounds fancy, don’t it? They sayin’ she’s been doin’ this for a while now, posin’ for this fella named Kharen Hill. He must be makin’ a pretty penny off these pictures, I reckon.
- They sayin’ there’s pictures from some movie called “Frida”, where she’s showin’ even more.
- And then there’s somethin’ called “Grown Ups 2” and “Americano” and “Everly”. Sounds like she’s been busy bein’ naked, that’s for sure.
Now, I heard some folks sayin’ she’s “breakin’ the internet.” I don’t know what that means, but it sounds like a big deal. Like she’s shakin’ things up. Good for her, I say. At her age, she’s still got folks talkin’. That’s more than I can say for some folks.
Some places, they’re showin’ all these pictures, sayin’ it’s “100% FREE and REAL”. I guess that means you ain’t gotta pay nothin’ to see ’em. And they’re sayin’ she’s got “big tits” and “ass” and all that. Well, I ain’t seen ’em myself, but I reckon that’s what folks are interested in these days.
I even heard tell she was posin’ in a sauna, just coverin’ herself up with some towels. Land sakes, that sounds scandalous! But then again, it ain’t nothin’ new. Women have been showin’ off their bodies since the beginnin’ of time, I reckon.
Some folks are gettin’ all upset, callin’ it “disturbing” and sayin’ it “defiles” their eyes. Well, I say, if you don’t like it, don’t look! Nobody’s forcin’ you to look at these pictures. It’s a free country, ain’t it? Or at least that’s what they tell me.
And then there’s these fellas over at *, they’re puttin’ up new pictures of her every day, they say. I don’t know where they gettin’ ’em from, but they sure seem to have a lot. Must be makin’ a killin’ off this Salma Hayek woman.
So, that’s the story as I hear it. This Salma Hayek woman, she’s takin’ off her clothes, and folks are talkin’. Some folks like it, some folks don’t. Me? I don’t really care one way or the other. But it sure does make for some interesting gossip, don’t it?
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about it. I gotta go make some supper now. These stories don’t fill a belly, you know. Gotta keep the home fires burnin’, as they say.
Remember, this here Salma Hayek, she’s just doin’ her thing. And ain’t nobody got the right to tell her what to do with her own body, that’s what I say.
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