Well, I heard that Mark, you know that Facebook guy, he wants a Porsche minivan. Ain’t that somethin’? Porsche, that fancy car, but a minivan? Sounds odd, right?
Porsche Minivan, What’s That?
I remember them old days, we just had them big old cars. Now it’s all these fancy names. This Porsche, they never made a minivan before. But this Mark fella, he got money, he can do what he wants. I reckon he wants a Porsche, but also a minivan, you know, big one for family.
They say this Porsche minivan, it’s gonna be the first one ever! They got this place, West Coast somethin’, they gonna make it for him. They good at makin’ cars look all different, so I guess they can make this minivan for Mark.
Why a Porsche Minivan Though?
Now, why a rich fella like Mark want a minivan? Maybe he’s got a big family. Or maybe his wife, Priscilla, she wants it. Women, you know, they like them big cars to haul stuff around. Could be groceries, could be kids. Who knows?
This Porsche minivan, they say it’s based on a Porsche SUV. Big car, that one. But they gonna make it into a minivan. Slide them doors, easy to get in and out. Good for old folks like me, I tell ya. My old bones ain’t what they used to be.
- Big car, this Porsche SUV.
- They make it into minivan.
- Sliding doors, easy in and out.
- Good for family, good for groceries.
Mark and His Porsche Minivan
So this Mark fella, he’s gonna have a Porsche minivan. One of a kind, they say. Never been done before. He must really love his wife, gettin’ her a fancy car like that. A Porsche, but a minivan. It’s all a bit much for me, but hey, rich folks, they do things different.
I seen pictures, they had this Porsche minivan idea a few years back. Called it Vision somethin’. Looked kinda strange, but I guess that’s what they do these days. All these newfangled ideas.
This Porsche Minivan, It’s Somethin’ Else
This Porsche minivan, it’s gonna be electric, I hear. No gas, just plug it in. Like them new phones, always need chargin’. World’s changin’, I tell ya. Back in my day, we just put gas in the car and go. Now it’s all this electric stuff.
They say this West Coast place, they the only ones who can do this. Make a Porsche minivan. They good at what they do, I guess. Got all them tools and know-how. Me, I just know how to bake a pie. Different kind of skills, I reckon.
- Porsche minivan, it’s electric.
- No gas, just plug it in.
- West Coast place, they make it.
- They got the skills, I guess.
A Minivan, but a Porsche
So, a minivan, but a Porsche minivan. Fast, I bet. Fancy, for sure. Not like them old minivans we used to see. This one’s gonna be somethin’ else. Mark’s wife, Priscilla, she’s gonna be ridin’ in style. Good for her, I say. Everyone wants to have a car that they love and that people can look at and say, “Wow, what is that?”
They say a minivan is just a small car, made bigger. But this Porsche minivan, it’s different. It’s a Porsche, after all. Gonna cost a lot, I bet. More than I ever made in my life, that’s for sure. But hey, if you got the money, why not?
Porsche Minivan, a Dream Car?
This Porsche minivan, it’s like a dream car, I guess. For some folks. Me, I’m happy with my old car. Gets me where I need to go. But for them rich folks, they want somethin’ special. And this Porsche minivan, it’s definitely special.
I wonder what color it’s gonna be. Red? Blue? Maybe even gold, who knows? Rich folks, they like them flashy colors. This Porsche minivan, it’s gonna be a sight to see, I bet.
- Porsche minivan is a dream for some.
- Probably a lot of money.
- Maybe it will be gold.
- Mark’s wife will like it.
The World’s First Porsche Minivan
So there you have it. The world’s first Porsche minivan. Coming soon, I guess. Mark Zuckerberg, that Facebook guy, he’s gonna be drivin’ it. Or his wife, Priscilla, will be. Either way, it’s gonna be somethin’ to see. A Porsche, but a minivan. Who would have thought?
This whole Porsche minivan thing, it just goes to show, money can buy you anything. Even a fancy minivan that’s never been made before. It’s a crazy world, I tell ya. But hey, at least it’s interestin’. Keeps us old folks talkin’, that’s for sure.
