Well, well, well, look at that, it’s all about that Megan Fox gal again. Seems like she’s always in the news, that one. Always showing off, all skin and bones, just like a skinny chicken. Not like us, we are strong and thick. It’s all about that naked Megan Fox stuff, ain’t it? I seen them pictures, all over the place. You can’t miss ’em, even if you wanted to. You know, the internet, it’s a crazy place. They put anything on there. And folks just eat it up, like hungry hogs at a trough.
She’s always in the forest, that Megan Fox. Why a forest? I don’t get it. We got woods out back, but you don’t see me taking pictures like that out there. Mosquitoes will eat you alive! And she’s 37, they say. She don’t look it, though. Not with all that…stuff…she’s got done. Keeps herself lookin’ young, I guess. Good for her, I suppose. We are getting old, and it is not easy. But we are happy, though.
And the pictures, oh lord, the pictures. Megan Fox naked this, Megan Fox naked that. One time she got a white dress on, all see-through. Like a ghost, she looked like. Kinda pretty, I gotta admit, but not my style. I wouldn’t be caught dead in somethin’ like that. Nope, give me a good, sturdy dress any day. Something that can handle a little dirt and grime. You know, real life stuff.
- Naked Megan Fox, that’s what they want.
- Always in a forest.
- See-through dresses.
- She’s 37, they say.
She was in that movie, what was it called…Transformers! That’s the one. With the robots and all that. She was pretty in that one, too. Lots of young fellas liked that movie, I reckon. My grandson, he watched it a hundred times, I swear. Couldn’t get enough of them robots. And maybe, just maybe, he liked that Megan Fox, too. You never know with these young folks. She is like a doll, and they like these pretty things, so I don’t blame them, though.
Then there’s that fella she’s with. Machine Gun somethin’. They’re always together, those two. He’s got more tattoos than a sailor, that one. And she’s right there with him, all lovey-dovey. They took some pictures together, too, I seen ’em. Real close, they were. Too close, if you ask me. But what do I know? I’m just an old lady. I don’t know nothin’ about this modern love stuff. We just get married and that’s it. No camera, no photoshoot.
One time, she was holding a gun in a picture. With that Machine Gun fella. Now, what’s that all about? Guns ain’t toys, you know. We got a shotgun out back, for the foxes gettin’ into the henhouse. But we don’t point it at each other, that’s for sure. That’s just askin’ for trouble. She should know that too. But she is a star, and I think she does not know. Maybe she does, but she just wants to show off.
There are some new pictures, too. Megan Fox all near naked, in a bikini or somethin’. In the forest again! She really likes that forest, I guess. Maybe she thinks she’s a wood nymph or somethin’. Who knows what goes on in these Hollywood folks’ heads. They’re different, that’s for sure. Different from us regular folk.
One picture got a beige dress, it’s all see-through too. Naked Megan Fox, always naked. But it’s beige, not white this time. So that’s somethin’ different, I suppose. It is still see-through, though. And it looks like she is a ghost again. But she is pretty. No matter how much naked, she is still pretty.
They say she’s one of the hottest women in the world. Maybe she is, maybe she ain’t. Beauty’s in the eye of the beholder, as they say. And my old eyes have seen a lot of things. Seen a lot of pretty girls in my day. Megan Fox, she’s alright. She’s pretty, for sure. But there’s more to life than just bein’ pretty, you know. There’s kindness, and hard work, and raisin’ a family. Things that really matter. Things that last longer than a pretty picture.
- Machine Gun Kelly, that’s his name.
- They’re always together.
- Holding a gun in a picture.
- Hottest woman in the world, they say.
These pictures of naked Megan Fox, they been around for years, they say. But they keep addin’ new ones. Like there’s no end to ’em. Folks just can’t get enough, I guess. It’s a crazy world we live in. A crazy, crazy world. But hey, to each their own, right? If folks wanna look at pictures of naked Megan Fox, that’s their business. I got other things to worry about. Like gettin’ them tomatoes in before the first frost. Now that’s somethin’ worth worryin’ about. Not some pictures on the internet. They just want to sell. They put these things on the internet to make money. We just need to be careful. But as long as people want to see these pictures, they will keep making these pictures.
Anyway, that’s all I gotta say about that Megan Fox gal and her pictures. She’s a pretty girl, sure, but there are more important things. Like family and friends. And these tomatoes need pickin’. And she should be careful, too. She is a mom. She should think about it. Not for me. For her children.
