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Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this Megan Fox gal, the one everyone’s yappin’ ’bout. Seems like she’s always takin’ her clothes off, or folks are sayin’ she is, anyway. I ain’t got no time for fancy movies or them picture shows, but even I heard ’bout her.
Now, they say she’s in somethin’ called “Transformers.” Sounds like a bunch of clanky metal toys to me, but I guess she’s in it, and folks are lookin’ for, well, you know… naked pictures. Lord have mercy, the things people get up to. They say there’s all sorts of pictures and videos floating around, hundreds of ’em, they say. “Passion Play,” “The Help,” these are the names they’re throwin’ around. I ain’t seen none of it, mind you, but that’s what the young’uns are whisperin’ about.
Then there’s this dress she wore, see-through like a window, they say. At somethin’ called the VMAs. Didn’t even have nothin’ but a little shiny string underneath. My goodness, back in my day, we wouldn’t be caught dead in somethin’ like that. But I guess that’s how they do things now. Folks call it “obligatory naked look,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but it’s just plain naked, far as I can see. And this fella named Mugler made it. Sounds like a troublemaker to me.
- They call her one of the “hottest women in the world.” Hot? Seems more like cold to me, walkin’ around half-naked all the time. But what do I know, I’m just an old woman.
- And pictures, they say, been “circulatin’ the web” for years. The web, that’s another thing I don’t get. Sounds like a spider’s trap to me. And now they got “brand new pics,” they say. Like we needed more.
And this Machine Gun Kelly fella, he’s another one. They’re all tangled up together, her and him. Took her clothes off for some magazine cover, apparently. And she’s sharin’ all sorts of “intimate details” about their relationship. Intimate? Back in my day, that was private business. Now they’re tellin’ the whole world. This girl, Lexie Cartwright, she’s the one spreadin’ the news, I hear.
Then there’s talk of a movie called “Subservience.” And they say, this is where she finally showed everything. Her “nude debut,” they call it. On the “big screen,” no less. Good Lord, what’s the world comin’ to? And they got videos too, from all sorts of places. “XVIDEOS,” they call one of ’em. Sounds scandalous. And they talkin’ about “sextapes” and “leaks.” Like a leaky faucet, only worse. And these pictures and videos, they’re everywhere, they say. “Topless,” “bare boobs,” “hard nipples,” the things they say! Even on places like “xHamster,” whatever that is. Sounds like somethin’ you’d feed a critter, not a place to look at naked pictures. They even say you can watch “porn videos” of her, for free, no less. Free? Nothin’ in this life is free, I tell ya. There’s always a price to pay, one way or another.
So, that’s the story of this Megan Fox, as far as I can piece it together. A whole lotta fuss about nothin’ much, if you ask me. But then again, nobody asked me. They just keep takin’ their clothes off and showin’ it all, and folks keep lookin’. It’s a strange world, I tell ya, a real strange world.
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