Alright, let’s talk about this Mariah Carey, the singer lady. Folks keep jabberin’ about her, searchin’ for pictures and stuff. I ain’t got no time for fancy talk, so I’ll just tell it like it is.
Mariah Carey, that singer, you know? She’s been around a long time, singin’ all them songs. People, they like lookin’ at her, I guess. They keep searchin’ for, um, “Mariah Carey nude.” Don’t ask me why, folks are strange these days.
Now, I heard she don’t even bathe naked no more. Can you believe that? Says so in some magazine, People Magazine, I think. Used to, she’d be in the tub with nothin’ but bubbles. Now, she’s all covered up, even in her own bathroom. Times sure have changed.
- She sings real high, that Mariah. Hits them notes that make your ears ring.
- Folks say she’s been around since, what, 1990? That’s a long time to be singin’.
- They even got some video of her, sayin’ stuff. And some folks think it ain’t even her, sayin’ it’s made up by them computer things, whatchamacallit, “artificial intelligence.” Sounds like hogwash to me.
I seen a picture of her once, all sparkly and shiny. She was wearin’ somethin’ that looked kinda like nothin’, you know? All them sequins and such. And feathers flyin’ around everywhere. She was singin’ that New Year’s song, the one about old times. Can’t remember the name of it, somethin’ about “lang syne.” Sounded real pretty, even if I didn’t understand half the words.
People keep lookin’ for stuff on the internet, I hear. They type in all sorts of things, like “Mariah Carey pictures” or “Mariah Carey young.” They wanna see her when she was just a girl, I reckon. I ain’t got no computer, so I wouldn’t know. But my grandson, he’s always on that thing, clickin’ and tappin’. Says folks are always searchin’ for “Mariah Carey’s early songs” too. Seems like people can’t get enough of her, no matter how old she gets.
And then there’s this talk about some song, “Hypnotized,” somethin’ she did when she was a teenager. Folks wanna hear that, but she says she don’t even know where it is. Lost it, I guess. Happens to the best of us, losin’ things. I lost my favorite apron last week, and I ain’t seen it since.
They talk about some other song too, “Vanishing,” a demo, they call it. Folks are always lookin’ for stuff that ain’t even out there yet, seems like. Always wantin’ more, more, more. Can’t ever be satisfied, can they? And some other writer fella, Lucas Cava I think his name was, wrote about her first song, way back when. Seems like she’s been famous forever.
Anyway, that’s all I know about this Mariah Carey. She sings, she wears shiny things, and folks keep lookin’ for pictures of her. And I hear she won’t bathe naked anymore. Guess that’s her business. Me, I gotta go make some supper. Got a pot of beans simmerin’ on the stove, and they ain’t gonna cook themselves.
So, if you’re lookin’ for “Mariah Carey nude,” well, you’re on your own. I ain’t got no pictures to show ya. But she’s a singer, not a picture show, so maybe folks should just listen to her singin’ and leave it at that. That’s what I say, anyway.
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