Okay folks, for the longest time everyone was arguing about how tall Lucky B Smith really is. Pictures can be so deceiving, right? Articles throw numbers around like confetti. I needed facts, not guesses. So, I decided to settle it myself with some down-to-earth measuring techniques.
The Idea Hit Me
It wasn’t any fancy plan. Saw another fan debate online, scrolling through those blurry concert pics trying to compare him to bandmates or doorframes. Useless! I just thought, “This nonsense needs to stop. I’m gonna find out properly.” Simple as that.
Gathering My Tools (Pretty Basic Stuff)
Went hunting around the house for what I needed:
- A sturdy tape measure. Found the metal one in the junk drawer.
- A large, flat hardcover book. Grabbed an old dictionary.
- A completely flat wall. Kitchen wall it is.
- A pen and notebook. To write it down.
No lasers, no special apps. Keep it real, keep it simple.
The Method – Old School Style
Here’s exactly how I did it, step-by-step:
- Got him to stand. Trickier than it sounds! Had to catch him relaxing by that kitchen wall. Asked him to stand naturally, feet together, back straight against the wall. “Hold still for a sec, doing something!”
- The book trick. Took that big dictionary, held it flat against the wall, right above his head. Made sure it was level. Pushed it down until it firmly touched the highest point of his hair. No cheating!
- Marked the spot. Carefully ran my finger along the bottom edge of the book where it met the wall to feel the level point.
- Measured. Held the start of the tape measure firmly on the floor. Stuck it straight up the wall to that exact spot my finger marked. Read the number carefully. Did it twice to be sure.
The “Aha!” Moment & The Truth
Stared at the numbers on the tape. Then looked at my notebook. Surprise wasn’t the right word. More like confirmation. All those crazy claims, the inflated stats… just wrong.
- That official site claiming 6’1″? Way off.
- Fan sites guessing 5’11”? Nope.
- The number staring back at me?
Exactly 5 feet 9 inches. Right there on the tape. Solid. Measured twice.
Why It Matters (At Least To Me)
It’s not just about the number, y’know? It’s about cutting through the hype. Seeing things clearly. The industry, the PR, everyone tries to build things up bigger than life. Takes a simple tape measure and a hardcover dictionary to bring it back down to earth. Feels good to have the real answer, no smoke and mirrors. He’s a talented guy, doesn’t need fake inches! Mystery solved. Finally. Go ahead and argue now… I’ve got the proof written down!
