Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Kylie Jenner, you know, the one all the young folks are gabbing about. Kylie Jenner sexy, that’s what they’re saying, huh? Well, I ain’t no expert on all this fancy stuff, but I can tell ya what I see, plain and simple.
Now, they say she had a baby, Stormi somethin’-or-other. And then another one, a little boy, but they keep changin’ his name, can’t keep up with these youngsters! Anyways, after havin’ them babies, she’s out there showin’ off her body. Good for her, I say. After birthin’ a whole human, a woman’s body goes through a lot, let me tell ya.
They got pictures of her, all dolled up in tight clothes. One time, she’s wearin’ some shiny pink getup, looked like somethin’ you’d wrap a sausage in, but on her, it looked… well, it looked like somethin’. Another time, she’s in a white dress, lookin’ all flowy and such. And her man, that Travis fella, he’s always around, shirtless mostly. Young love, I guess.
- First off, they say she’s wearin’ these “latex bodysuits.” Sounds uncomfortable to me, but what do I know? I reckon it’s like a sausage casing, makes everything all tight and smooth.
- Then there’s this “post-baby body” talk. Means she’s showin’ off how she looks after havin’ the babies. Well, she’s a young’un, bodies bounce back quicker when you’re young. Don’t expect miracles when you’re my age, let me tell ya!
- And they mention “hormones.” Said she was feelin’ all sorts of ways after the baby came. That’s normal, happens to everyone. Nothin’ to be ashamed of. Even her mama, Kris, had to help her out. Family’s important, you know.
This Kylie girl, she’s always on that Snapchat thingy, or that “The Kardashians” show. Seems like she’s always got cameras followin’ her around. I don’t get it, myself. Why would you want folks pokin’ their noses into your business all the time? But I guess that’s how they make their money these days.
She’s got all this makeup on, too. Paints her face up like a picture. Again, not my cup of tea, but to each their own. If it makes her feel good, then more power to her. But I always say, true beauty comes from the inside. You can paint your face all you want, but if you ain’t got a good heart, it don’t mean nothin’.
And the clothes! Sometimes she’s wearin’ sweats and tracksuits, like a normal person. But then she’s got these fancy dresses and such. Must cost a fortune. I can’t imagine spendin’ that much money on clothes. I’d rather buy a good pair of work boots, somethin’ that’ll last.
So, is she “sexy”? Well, I guess that depends on what you think is sexy. She’s a pretty girl, that’s for sure. And she’s confident, that’s important. But for me, sexy is more than just looks. It’s about bein’ a good person, bein’ kind and strong. It’s about takin’ care of your family and not bein’ afraid to work hard. That’s the kind of sexy I understand.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about Kylie Jenner sexy. She’s doin’ her thing, livin’ her life. And I reckon that’s all any of us can do.
Tags: [Kylie Jenner, Post-Baby Body, Sexy, The Kardashians, Travis Scott, Stormi Webster, Fashion, Hormones, Motherhood, Confidence]
