Alright, let’s talk about this Kim Kardashian and her bakin’, or whatever they call it. I heard she’s into makin’ all sorts of stuff, like Mexican food and… what’s that fancy word… chia pudding? Sounds like somethin’ my chickens would eat, but hey, to each their own.
This girl, Kim, she’s got a whole bunch of kids, four of ‘em, I think. And lemme tell ya, kids these days, they ain’t shy about tellin’ you what they think. Apparently, one of her little ones said she don’t cook at all! Can you believe that? Said it’s all the fancy chef’s doin’. Well, I guess if you got the money, why not, right? But back in my day, we cooked for our own young’uns, even if it was just beans and cornbread.
Now, this Kim, she eats all sorts of weird stuff. Hummus, she calls it. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find stuck to the bottom of your shoe. And bell peppers? Carrots? That’s rabbit food! She eats it twice a day, they say. Mid-mornin’ and mid-afternoon. Guess she’s tryin’ to stay skinny or somethin’. Me? I eat when I’m hungry, and that’s that.
- Kim’s breakfast: Chia seeds, almond milk, honey, bananas, raspberries, blueberries. Sounds like a whole lotta sweetness to me. I prefer a good ol’ egg and bacon myself.
- Kim’s snacks: Hummus, bell peppers, carrots. Like I said, rabbit food. Sometimes she has fruit and cheese, which ain’t so bad.
Then there’s this tomato sauce her sister, Kourtney, makes. Pasta dishes, they call ’em. Fancy names for simple food, if you ask me. We used to make tomato sauce from the garden, simmered it all day long. Nothin’ fancy, but it filled your belly.
And the holidays? Don’t even get me started on the holidays. They got green bean casserole and sweet potato balls, recipes from her grandma and mama, Kris and Khloe, or somethin’ like that. We always had a big turkey and mashed potatoes, enough to feed the whole neighborhood. These fancy folks with their casseroles… Well, I guess everyone’s got their own traditions.
But here’s the kicker. This Kim, she’s got a new cookie recipe. Cookies! Now that’s somethin’ I can get behind. They say she can’t get enough of ’em. Worth the calories, they say. Well, I never met a cookie I didn’t like, so maybe this Kim ain’t so bad after all. Though, I bet she uses some fancy-schmancy ingredients I ain’t never heard of.
And get this, they had a whole big fuss when she turned 37. “Our favorite socialite,” they called her. Socialite? What in the world is that? Sounds like someone who spends all day gossiping and eatin’ bonbons. We didn’t have socialites back in my day. We had farmers, and factory workers, and folks who worked hard for a livin’. But hey, times change, I guess.
So, this Kim Kardashian, she’s a whole different breed, that’s for sure. Fancy food, fancy recipes, fancy life. But at the end of the day, I reckon we all just want a good meal and a little somethin’ sweet. And maybe a cookie or two.
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