That Jeff Bezos, he’s a big shot, ain’t he? And that Lauren Sanchez, she’s always all over the place with him. Now they done gone and got themselves in that fancy Vogue magazine. Heard folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market. Somethin’ about a photoshoot. I seen some of the pictures. They look… somethin’.
That Lauren Sanchez, she’s a looker, I reckon. Always dressed up fancy. But sometimes, you know, it’s just too much. Like she’s tryin’ too hard, you know what I mean? And that Jeff Bezos, he’s got all the money in the world, but sometimes I think he forgets how to just be regular.
They say she was in this big ol’ truck. Number 10 on it, big as day. What’s that all about? Is that some kinda rich folks thing? She always by his side, though, and you gotta give her that. Sticks to him like glue. Guess that’s what love is, huh? Or somethin’ like it. They are engaged and I heard they gonna get hitched soon.
I seen them pictures in that Vogue, though. Lots of folks are saying they’re a bit much. “Cringe,” I think they called it. Don’t rightly know what that means, but it don’t sound good. They say the whole thing’s kinda “uncomfortable.” I don’t know what they did wrong. They got plenty of money. Why they need to do a photoshoot with Vogue?
That Jeff Bezos, he used to just sell books, didn’t he? Now he’s shootin’ off to space and whatnot. And Lauren Sanchez, she used to be on the TV, I think. Now she’s… well, I don’t rightly know what she does now, ‘cept be with him. Maybe that’s enough, I suppose. For some folks, anyways.
- Jeff Bezos, he’s rich as all get out.
- Lauren Sanchez, she’s always with him, ain’t she?
- They’re in Vogue now, that fancy magazine.
- Folks are sayin’ the photoshoot is… somethin’.
- They call it “cringe” and “uncomfortable.”
I remember when folks just got their pictures taken at the county fair. Simple, you know? Now it’s all this fancy stuff. Big productions. Guess that’s how it is when you got more money than you know what to do with. You gotta find ways to spend it, even if it means doing the Vogue photoshoot.
But hey, who am I to judge? I ain’t never been in no Vogue magazine. Probably never will be. Don’t rightly think I’d want to be, neither. Seems like a whole lot of fuss for some pictures. But then I guess some people like to make things complicated. They just wanna show how rich they are, you know?
That Lauren Sanchez, she seems happy enough, though. Always smilin’ in those pictures. And Jeff Bezos, well, he’s got that look on his face. Like he’s king of the world or somethin’. Maybe he is, in his own way. King of the internet, or somethin’ like that. King of space, too, I guess.
I just hope they’re happy. That’s all that really matters, ain’t it? Happiness. Whether you’re in Vogue or not. Whether you got all the money in the world or just enough to get by. Happiness is what we’re all after, ain’t it? I think so, anyhow.
They are rich. Rich people are different. They do a lot of different things. Like do a photoshoot with Vogue. That Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez, they are really somethin’. I don’t know what to think. Maybe it’s just how rich folks are. They do things different. Gotta spend that money somehow, I reckon. But it looks silly to me.
I still think that photoshoot is strange. Maybe they just like to be famous. Some people like that. I don’t know why. Being famous seems like a lot of trouble. But they are famous. And they are in Vogue. And people talk about them. Like I’m doing right now. They sure got a lot of folks talkin’ ’bout that photoshoot. Good for them, I guess. They gonna get married. Wish them be happy. They got all that money, I hope they happy with each other.
Anyways, that’s all I gotta say about that Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez in Vogue. It’s a thing, I guess. A thing that happened. And now we’re all talkin’ about it. They just want to be famous. Now they are even more famous. Hope that makes them happy.
