Okay, so you wanna know about them Vogue covers in 2024, huh? Alright, alright, I’ll tell ya what I know. It’s like this, them fancy magazines, they got pictures on the front, right? Pretty ladies, mostly. Sometimes fellas too, but mostly the ladies.
This year, 2024, they had a whole bunch of ’em. Every month, they slap a new picture on there. Winter, spring, summer, fall, all them seasons, they got different covers. You can see the whole shebang if you go lookin’ for it. They got websites and stuff now, you know? Not like the old days when you had to go to the store and buy the darn thing.
I heard tell they had this big shindig in Paris. Vogue World they called it. Fashion and sports, all mixed together. Sounded like a hoot, but I wasn’t there, mind you. Too much goin’ on here on the farm. But them fancy folks, they like to dress up and show off. That’s what them magazines are all about, far as I can tell.
- They got all sorts of clothes, you wouldn’t believe it. Some of it looks like somethin’ my grandma woulda worn to church, and some of it… well, some of it don’t look like much at all, if you ask me. But what do I know? I’m just an old woman.
- And the models! Skinny as a rail, most of ’em. But pretty, I guess. They got this one gal, Kate Moss, they say she’s been on more covers than anybody. Seventy-eight, they say! That’s a whole lotta pictures, ain’t it?
- Then there’s this fella, Law Roach. He gave a speech, I heard. Talked about all the fashion this year. Valentino, and all them other big names. I ain’t never heard of ’em, but they must be important, the way folks talk.
September, that’s a big month for them magazines, I reckon. This year, they had some gal named Blake Lively dressed up like a cat. A cat! Can you believe it? I guess that’s what they call high fashion these days. And there’s Kaia Gerber, another pretty one. Some designer fella, he put her on the cover. Guess he liked her looks.
They had a bunch of other folks on the cover too. Too many to name, if you ask me. Aboah, Adut Akech, Simone Ashley… All these fancy names, I can barely keep ’em straight. They had actresses, singers, models… Even some fellas, like I said. But mostly it’s the ladies they like to show off.
The November 2024 issue, they let you look at the whole thing online, if you want. Articles and pictures and all that jazz. I ain’t got time for that myself, too busy with chores, you know? But if you’re into that sort of thing, go ahead and take a gander. They say that there are awards too. Lots of famous people got awards, but I don’t remember their names.
So that’s the lowdown on them Vogue covers in 2024, as best as I can tell ya. Lots of pretty pictures, lots of fancy clothes, and lots of folks I ain’t never heard of. But hey, that’s the fashion world for ya. Always somethin’ new and different. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
2024 was a busy year for Vogue. Full of beautiful people, wild clothes, and big events. If you wanna see it all, you gotta do some lookin’. They got websites and stores and all that. Me? I’m just happy to be here, tellin’ ya about it. It’s a whole different world, that fashion world. Makes my head spin sometimes, all that glitz and glamour. But hey, it’s somethin’ to talk about, ain’t it?
And remember, it ain’t just about the clothes, it’s about the whole look. The hair, the makeup, the pose… They think about every little detail, them fashion folks. It’s an art, I guess. Just like milkin’ a cow or plantin’ corn is an art, in its own way. Everything takes skill and know-how, even lookin’ pretty for a magazine cover.
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