Okay, so, the other day I was, like, totally bored, right? And I started wondering about celebrity bra sizes. Don’t judge me! We all have our random internet rabbit holes.
First, I just Googled “celebrity bra size chart.” Tons of stuff popped up. Some of it looked super sketch, like, “Get this celeb’s perfect figure!” kind of stuff. I avoided those like the plague. I mean, come on, those are usually just trying to sell you something.
I started clicking around on sites that seemed a little more legit – you know, the ones that weren’t screaming at me. A lot of them had lists of celebs and supposedly their bra sizes. But here’s the thing: they all had different info! One site would say someone was a 34C, another would say 32D. Total chaos.
So, I decided to get a little more methodical. I figured if I was going to do this, I’d try to find actual sources, not just random websites. I looked for interviews where celebs might have talked about it, or red carpet photos where you could maybe, possibly, kinda guess.
It was a deep dive, let me tell you.
I started making a spreadsheet. Yeah, I know, I’m a nerd. But hear me out! I put the celeb’s name in one column, then made columns for each website or article I found with bra size info. Then I just filled it in. It was a mess of numbers and letters.
Then came the fun part: trying to make sense of it all. I looked for patterns, like if most sites agreed on a general range. If one site said something way different than everyone else, I’d usually toss it out. I also tried to factor in things like weight changes or if the celeb had ever talked about getting work done (you know what I mean).
It was still pretty unreliable, to be honest. Bra sizes can fluctuate anyway, and every brand fits differently. But I did end up with a list that felt a little more…researched, I guess. It wasn’t perfect, but it was better than just trusting the first website I saw.
- Disclaimer: This is all based on internet sleuthing and is in no way guaranteed to be accurate.
- Another Disclaimer: Don’t be weird about this. It’s just for fun and curiosity.
Did I learn anything useful? Not really. But I did kill a few hours and now I have a slightly organized collection of probably-inaccurate celebrity bra size info. So, you know, success?
In the end, I realized it’s kinda silly to worry about what size someone else is. We’re all different, and that’s what makes us unique. But hey, at least I learned a bit about bra sizes and how unreliable the internet can be!
