Alright, so you’re wondering about black Lanvins. Or maybe you’re thinking of getting a pair. I’ve been down that road, let me tell you. It’s a whole thing.

I remember when I first decided I needed a pair. You see them, right? Super sleek, that understated cool. Everyone was talking about them, at least in the circles I was in at the time. So, I thought, “Okay, I’m gonna do it. Treat myself.” I had this big event coming up, some fancy charity thing my then-girlfriend dragged me into. Seemed like the perfect excuse to splurge a bit.
So, the mission to acquire these black Lanvins began. First off, finding the exact style I wanted, in my size – that was a journey. I spent hours, and I mean hours, scrolling through websites, comparing. Some were sold out. Some had crazy shipping times. You know the drill.
Then there’s the price. Man, oh man. It’s not like buying a pack of gum. You really gotta want them. I kept telling myself, “It’s an investment,” “Cost per wear,” all that stuff you say to justify dropping a wad of cash on shoes.
Finally, I found them. Pulled the trigger. Clicked “buy.” A few days later, the box arrived. That fancy box. Felt like unboxing a treasure. And they were, admittedly, beautiful. Perfect black leather, the whole nine yards. I put